Michigan

[Olive Hill]

I do believe that Olive JR could be modified...

we could call you "Martini"...

No, no, no. She can just be Pimento.

 

[Mom 2em All]

Turkey hens are very quiet and Eeyore has some BEAUTIFUL Narragansetts.

Stop it.

*lalalalalalalalalalalalalala Im not listening...*

 

[Olive Hill]

AND he has my ducklets penned up with NO heat source...

my poor widdle babies..

AND he sleeps with skunks..

Lets stone him!

I think a good tar and feather might be more fun.

 

[tank21107]

i understand what your saying and i went back and edited what i said on my first post and he is on here look up the name whiterooster

 

[Mom 2em All]

No, no, no. She can just be Pimento.

no, Pimento is synonymous with olive...
cant confuse me that way..


ANDDDD

I almost put my kid up for auction today.

I asked her to feed the chickens.

and water them.

I have been at the hospital/then work/then the hospital all day long.

I came home- she left the gate open, Bubba got into my secret garden.
The gate was still open when I got home.
I did a chicken head count- all accounted for...but the waterers are empty.
She must think I was born yesterday.
I KNOW she didnt fill them. She says "I did. They were full".

 

[Olive Hill]

Stop it.

*lalalalalalalalalalalalalala Im not listening...*

I said yes to big uggos, you can say yes to a turkey hen or five.

 

[Mom 2em All]

I think a good tar and feather might be more fun.

ooohhhh yes...

Only lets use his honey instead of tar...

and we can use Chimichanga's feathers- he is losing them all over the place, and an occasional dead bee- to make up for the dead bee he tried to hand me..

 

[Mom 2em All]

I said yes to big uggos, you can say yes to a turkey hen or five.

YOU and MISH...its both of your faults.
I wouldnt even have known about them if Mish hadnt posted them, and you agreed to split the hatch with me, and I know I can give some to Robin,,,,they are blue for gosh sakes..

I am going to send my husband to your place to recover from his surgery...and by the time he gets healed, I will trade you him for the big Uggos..

Turkeys no no no...they cant live with banties. They will squish them, and besides, there is some disease they can get from the chickens, cant they?

Maybe next year when I have grown grass in the bare places I can be convinced that my life is not complete without a turkey..*sigh* besides I am an outlaw in a SUBURB...remind me of that- you are usually very good at that...this newfound enabling side of you is very rare..do you have a fever?

 

[Olive Hill]

YOU and MISH...its both of your faults.
I wouldnt even have known about them if Mish hadnt posted them, and you agreed to split the hatch with me, and I know I can give some to Robin,,,,they are blue for gosh sakes..

I am going to send my husband to your place to recover from his surgery...and by the time he gets healed, I will trade you him for the big Uggos..

Turkeys no no no...they cant live with banties. They will squish them, and besides, there is some disease they can get from the chickens, cant they?

Maybe next year when I have grown grass in the bare places I can be convinced that my life is not complete without a turkey..*sigh* besides I am an outlaw in a SUBURB...remind me of that- you are usually very good at that...this newfound enabling side of you is very rare..do you have a fever?

Ha! Go ahead, send him up... I'm sure you can imagine just how nurturing I am so you know what kind of "care" he'll get here. How is he at garden work?

Black head. They don't get it from the chickens per se... but yes. It's mostly harmless to chickens, who then act like carriers. They increase the presence of it in the soil and then the turkeys get it from the soil and, unfortunately, it's often fatal for them.

I might. More likely the fact that I'm halfway through a bottle of cheap Trader Joe's wine though. I need to make another trip down there just to restock.

 

[Mom 2em All]

Ha! Go ahead, send him up... I'm sure you can imagine just how nurturing I am so you know what kind of "care" he'll get here. How is he at garden work?

Black head. They don't get it from the chickens per se... but yes. It's mostly harmless to chickens, who then act like carriers. They increase the presence of it in the soil and then the turkeys get it from the soil and, unfortunately, it's often fatal for them.

I might. More likely the fact that I'm halfway through a bottle of cheap Trader Joe's wine though. I need to make another trip down there just to restock.

I am certain that my husband would only benefit from your style of nuturing. My daughter as well.
I should send them both.

And "halfway though a bottle of Trader Joe's wine..."

Good! I was worried that you were going soft.