Misidentifying someone's gender can sometimes be quite funny. When I first retired I decided to not get a haircut for a while, like four years. This was back before I started molting and with hair falling well below my shoulders I was told, on several occasions, that I had hair that many women would be envious of. One time, while driving on a two lane hiway, I happened to notice a vehicle behind me driving very aggressively. He kept trying to pass but each attempt was prevented by on coming traffic. Finally when he was able to pass he looked over at me and immediately let off the accelerator. The look of disappointment on his face was priceless.

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