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[Cluckies]

@duluthralphie

How does one purchase ad free ?

I use Google Chrome with Adblock plus, I don't see any ads, the site is pretty fast for me.

 

[Bogtown Chick]

Cluckies:

You are sorta a redneck and sorta not. Smoking the pipe is interesting. If it was corncob maybe better....But you rack the points back up because you're female and were a sailor too.

The beer knocks you back down a few points.

F150 brings you back up. You'd get even more if it was a chevy...though.

Running a 400K miles Honda is hmmm...pretty good..

what else can we critique? Anyone?


I'll probably be kicked out again because I picked up the pallets, buckets and tire right after I shot that picture today. I could only stand it approximately 5 minutes....

 

[KlopKlop]

I knocked a dead tree down by crashing into it with the loader of my tractor (on purpose) because I didn't want to go to the shed for my saw and was recently driving my old Polaris sled on the recently cut hay field

Does that score any points?

 

[Cluckies]

I knocked a dead tree down by crashing into it with the loader of my tractor (on purpose) because I didn't want to go to the shed for my saw and was recently driving my old Polaris sled on the recently cut hay field

Does that score any points?

You're in! lol

 

[Minniechickmama]

We had some company a couple weeks back and I bought some Guiness as they liked that stuff. The left overs are still sitting in the fridge. I think I might make some beer soap out of it. Cuz nobody gunna drink that in our house.

Make beer cheese bread and bear cheese soup!!!! That dark stuff is the BEST for those two things!

 

[Minniechickmama]

I've had them on CL for weeks, no takers unless I hand deliver them 2 hour to these people...yeah, no thanks. I'm 99% sure my Delaware is a roo...he is massive, has barred feathers on the tail, and the biggest comb and wattles of the bunch.

Hi MN Chicken,
I agree, your Del looks to be 100% cockerel. However that gray cross with the Legbar looks like to could be a pullet. Are you sure it is a male? Just because they are jerks doesn't always mean they're male, just most of the time. I have had some real poophead hens too.

Anyway, welcome to the thread!
I am surprised no one has come to get them. I have people who drive down from as far as the north suburbs to get roosters from me and I live 25-miles north of Rochester.
Good luck. I DEFINITELY don't need any more cockerels in the flock. I have two pens right now that I may post because they are ALL jerks.

 

[scandiafowl]

Hi MN Chicken,
I agree, your Del looks to be 100% cockerel.  However that gray cross with the Legbar looks like to could be a pullet.  Are you sure it is a male?  Just because they are jerks doesn't always mean they're male, just most of the time.  I have had some real poophead hens too.


Anyway, welcome to the thread!

I am surprised no one has come to get them.  I have people who drive down from as far as the north suburbs to get roosters from me and I live 25-miles north of Rochester.

Good luck.  I DEFINITELY don't need any more cockerels in the flock.  I have two pens right now that I may post because they are ALL jerks.

I have three of them, including the jerk.

 

[Minniechickmama]

Well I didn't get a very friendly look and I "got my own dam beer".

I am pretty sure I like your wife!

When Hubby is helping me build stuff, if he tells me to get a wrench or something, I just tell him, "I am not your tool b----. Get it yourself." Of course, he reciprocates when the role is reversed. The solution is, we each have our own tool belts and carry whatever is needed for the most part.

 

[Minniechickmama]

We are. we are in Rosemount

Welcome to the virtual nuthouse.

In case you haven't noticed, Ralphie is the resident ring-leader when it comes to starting trouble. However, he has some really good deals he offers up from time to time! Just ask him.

 

[Minniechickmama]

My reward for push mowing around every obstacle on 4.5 acres:

Now, to apply for the redneck thing:
I can swear like a sailer, probably because I was one.
I carry a swiss army knife which my husband gave me for our first Valentines together, that was over 15 years ago, and I use it about everyday, Best, Gift, EVER!
I have a PSE Mini G (compound bow for you non-red neck people) and a Block, I mean Glock 17 for, well, for whatever.
My first vehicle was a 1970 Ford F150.
Right now I'm driving a 1997 honda accord with approx. 400K miles on it, that is a guestimate as the odometer does no longer work. I have a newer car as well, but heck, the honda runs like a dream, right? (it is a manual, with no power locks, and no power windows).
My push mower is a John Dear, but I have to say, the quality is not up to snuff... I'm very hard on things. My husband said they should make me their test person, if it can outlast me..?.. doubt it. (he has had the thing 18 years, it was in perfect condition... till I got ahold of it 2 years ago. I bent the frame, broke the cable that keeps the wheel locked straight, and for some reason those lever things that set the deck height keep getting moved while i'm mowing, can't figure it out as I can barely move those when I want to???
I like beer... dark beer.
That is my pipe in the photo. when I quit smoking cigarettes several years ago, I acquired the pipe which I get to enjoy occasionally

Redneck?

I don't think I could even come close for that Redneck level up you got going there, but I was in the Navy also. I am a Language Artist myself, that is, VERY colorful. You have to figure, for someone who was raised in a barn AND spent 8 years in the Navy, it was bound to happen.

As for teeth, I have only 27. What does that make me? I had my wisdom teeth pulled in boot camp with only a couple shots of novacaine, no whiskey. I had one other pulled that was a hopeless case since I was a child. I DO have a gold crown on one tooth though, so I must be worth something to my husband if I croak.
I can spit better than most baseball players too, but have learned over the years that that is something you only do in the barnyard when something flies in your mouth (if people are watching). There is just something about being around chickens for 2 hours a day or more that makes me feel I have something in my mouth.
I normally only drink Corona, but I had some Guiness Stout and whatever they pour with it to make a Black and Tan, at a Brit bar in San Diego for my 23rd birthday. I never thought it would be good, but it was the smoothest beer(s) ever! I haven't had it again, but if I ever go to a Brit bar again, I think I would have one. Hubby likes Stella and all those hoppy IPAs. Not my thing. He tries different beers he comes across on the road, and the worst so far has been a wheat and grapefruit microbrew. I about barfed trying that.

If you ask my Hubby, my chicken area looks like a redneck lives here. That is because I have a scrap wood pile that most men would be envious of. That reminds me of a book that was written by an Minnesotan woman, I believe, called "How Much Scrap Lumber Does A Man Really Need". It is a fun one if you find it. If anyone wants to borrow mine to pass around, let me know!