Minnesota!

[gofeedthegirls]

My application fer the red neck club.

My prefered beer is Fat tire.
I drive a dodge 1500.
I currently have 3 broken down lawn mowers in my yard.
My mail box is covered in target practice stickers considering the loonies driving around shooting mailboxes.
I still hang my clothes on the line.
I have a gun range...some targets are half blown up zombies.
And I have cleared out the local hunters outlet of tanerite more than once.

 

[duluthralphie]

My application fer the red neck club.

My prefered beer is Fat tire.
I drive a dodge 1500.
I currently have 3 broken down lawn mowers in my yard.
My mail box is covered in target practice stickers considering the loonies driving around shooting mailboxes.
I still hang my clothes on the line.
I have a gun range...some targets are half blown up zombies.
And I have cleared out the local hunters outlet of tanerite more than once.

It was questionable for you until you got to the tannerite. That did it!

Tannerite is the greatest single invention by mankind!

However, I have learn not to attach tannerite to a stuffed animal. The stuffed animal will instantly catch fire and send burning pieces of stuffing everywhere within 50 ft!

 

[gofeedthegirls]

Tannerite is the greatest single invention by mankind!

It really is.

 

[scandiafowl]

Am about to get kicked out of the redneck club.

Drink Stella and Surly
Drive a Volvo
Lawn is spotless, except for a swimming pool and a trampoline
John Deere lawnmower that runs
Ford tractor that runs

Ummmm

Ummmm

We recycle and compost.

*hanging head in shame*

 

[duluthralphie]

Someone asked yesterday how to get rid of the ads.

I could not think of it at the time. (senior moment again).

Just click on the store label above and it will give you a list of products one of them is membership. To me it is well worth it My pages load extremely fast and there are a few other "benefits".


BTW if you join, I will give you half price tuition to the annual "Orrock Township Chicken Association processing school and seminar". IN addition you will receive a few bologna sandwich ( butter, mayo and cheese are extra).

You will learn all aspects of processing a chicken from head removal to packaging. The date is 10/09/15. Sign up now, do not be denied a spot in this prestige's event!


Please wear clothes you do not mind getting dirty this is a very hands on class.

 

[Cluckies]

Cluckies I am not sure if you can join the club. Your pipe is kind of fancy. And Dark beer is not allowed! Now you get points for the other things but it is a close call. Would you mind having a few teeth removed by someone or thing other than a dentist?

Crap, I might be out on a technicality? I have 32 teeth....Plan on keeping them all

I love Ribye to much to give up any teeth! Yummm Ribye.

I thought a farmer snort was where you snorted in and sucked all the gunk from your sinuses into your mouth and then spit it out... I guess I may be out!

 

[duluthralphie]

Crap, I might be out on a technicality? I have 32 teeth....Plan on keeping them all

I love Ribye to much to give up any teeth! Yummm Ribye.

I thought a farmer snort was where you snorted in and sucked all the gunk from your sinuses into your mouth and then spit it out... I guess I may be out!

Well, having all your teeth is not the only reason you are out. After all your the one with the fancy pipe and that drinks the dark beer. If you were able to say,,,,,give up the dark beer and exchange it for a PBR You could apply again.

Or a homemade corn cob pipe as BC pointed out, these things would help.


Do you have your own still? Are you married to your half brother? I mean there are things you can do if you are unwilling to give up a few teeth...

 

[scandiafowl]

Crap, I might be out on a technicality?  I have 32 teeth....Plan on keeping them all     I love Ribye to much to give up any teeth!  Yummm Ribye. 

I thought a farmer snort was where you snorted in and sucked all the gunk from your sinuses into your mouth and then spit it out...  I guess I may be out!

*ugh* I was eating Mac 'n Cheese when I read your post.

*appetite gone*

 

[lalaland]

sigh. now I have to look up tannerite.

 

[scandiafowl]

The poor Legbar had a rough start here. We let them out of the carriers for a bit in the coop while I finished the new pen, Zeus came tearing in and launched himself on him. Jerk ended up cowering behind the feed can while I kicked Zeus out of the coop.

The Cochin, renamed Mini-Max, jumped ion my back every time I bent over. DD just loves him!