Minnesota!

I am working on writing an exam/questionaire for people wanting into the Redneck club. After all we do have to maintain our standards.

I have these questions so far and am willing to take suggestions..








Redneck Test:

7-12 points is probationary member
over 12 your in
under 7 tough luck

Give yourself a point for each of these true items:

  1. I own an outhouse
  2. I have a pickup truck older than 12 years old
  3. I wear socks with sandals
  4. I own a spear or pitch fork I have used to stab fish
  5. I have cleaned a bullhead
  6. I have a gun rack in one or more vehicles
  7. I consider a snowmobile and 4-wheeler a vehicle
  8. I have skun a fur bearing critter
  9. I own an animal trap
  10. I eat wild animals
  11. I have drank too much cheap beer at least once
  12. I have more than 1000 rounds of ammunition
  13. I consider wearing camo dressing up
  14. I have a stock tank for a bath tub
  15. I have a relative related to me through both my parents
  16. I know an Ice house is not for storing ice
  17. I have used and enjoy tanerite
  18. 8th grade was hardest 3 years of my life
  19. People walk gingerly through my yard to avoid stepping in Poop
  20. People avoid me because they know I will tell them about my poultry





Subtract 1 point for:

  1. I own a suit
  2. I have worn said suit more than once
  3. I have an electric car
  4. I have no dogs over 50 pounds
  5. My dog is named Muffy, Buffy or Fluffy
  6. I do not know what Tannerite is
  7. Having never fished bullheads
  8. I have never had a fishing, hunting or trapping license
  9. I do not know what an outhouse is for
  10. People have never rolled their eyes at me for mentioning my poultry
  11. You have no idea what Shoot, shovel and shut-up (the 3 S's) refer too
  12. I drink my beer warm or dark
  13. I do not think "skun" is a word
  14. Your home does not lack at least one of the following: Trim, walls, steps, sinks, or other major items
I am surprised I got 3. Unless doing the math is a -1. ;-)
 
Well I reckon the good Lord knew she wasn't destined for this world. She just breathed her last.
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;'(

So sorry for your loss. :( poor baby.
 
Hey it's a gorgeous moon out there. Ralphie I think you should get points for having more vehicles than drivers at your place, and for having spare pallets just in case you need them. Maybe points for knowing difference between a pitchfork hayfork and rock fork.
 
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Hey guys! I haven't been on here for a long time!! I'm from Minnesota. lol

uuhhh dunno what to say. Hi, I guess. ;) . . . . . . . . . *cricket chirping awkwardly in the background*
 

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