Minnesota!

My gpa said he saw a coyote on his drive way the yesterday morning. First time in a long time. He also heard a wolf on the property line a couple weeks ago.
 
Now you all see the wisdom of the three S's!    

Had the chicken owner practiced the 3S's the chickens would be save from that dog and the dog owner would not be in jail. Now we are going to spends tons of tax payer money caring for him and trying him. Maybe even getting him an attorney.  


In addition, if the arrestee is employed, he could lose his job, his family could go on welfare. If he goes to prison we house him.  His wife could take up a "lover" for her needs. She could fall in love and a divorce ensues. Her lover's wife finds out and leaves her.  The guy would realize he was just in lust and not love and now is family-less  and become an alcoholic lose his job and end up on assistance and a road hazard when he drives drunk. (who knows how many he could injure or kill)

Both women are now without husbands and have young kids so they cannot work, We are stuck paying welfare, and they become reliant on the welfare treadmill.      The tool to our state budget is soon in the millions!

SO

 When in doubt always practice the 3S's,    its good for the economy.




Wait just a minute.

It was the dog owner's father who punched the deputy. Not the chicken owner.

And don't get me started on your welfare assumptions.
 
Wait just a minute.

It was the dog owner's father who punched the deputy. Not the chicken owner.

And don't get me started on your welfare assumptions.



Yikes. Looks like I should call my aunt and make sure none of the chickens I gave her got eaten.
 
Wait just a minute.

It was the dog owner's father who punched the deputy. Not the chicken owner.

And don't get me started on your welfare assumpti.

Yep, I said the dog owner went to jail.

BTW I said "could" not would lead to welfare..Just worst casing it.


Had the chicken owner shot the dog. buried it and never told anyone, no one would be in jail and the Deputy would not have a bloody nose.
 
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