Minnesota!

[bantiesrule]

It really sounds like you have use for Ralphie's Pheasant extermination company, Fees can be extremely low.

There is actually some service you render and /or teach that is in my price range......wait, what do you mean by extremely low? There has to be a catch in there somewhere. they always say "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."

 

[duluthralphie]

Oh, no, I make very little profit on anything I do, Just ask my DW, or if I want to sound English and more European today, ask me DW.


I am surprised there are still openings in my Freezer Camp training program.




BTW I can now drink coffee and read BYC in peace me DW has finally got her arse out the door for work. MY life is at peace until she returns. BRB, making another cup.

 

[FoxyChicken]

I had socks on, but I don't think it made it any better haha

No, I think that's actually worse!

 

[KlopKlop]

No, I think that's actually worse!

At least it hit mid-sole and didn't squish between my toes.

 

[duluthralphie]

No, I think that's actually worse!

I have to disagree, if I had to step in chicken poop, I would much rather be wearing socks.

I wear sandals most of the summer, Why?

Because I can. I wear them with socks Why?

Originally I did it to speed my kids up as Teenagers. I found by accident they did not like to see me wear socks with my sandals. MY daughter had a friend over and I had to run outside for something so I slipped on a pair of sandals over my socks.

When I came in I came in another door and she was their with a friend. She made a big deal out of it. I realized she did not like to be embarrassed by her sandal and sock wearing Dad.

By wearing sandals and socks I could speed up the amount of time I waited outside of the school, church, friends houses or where ever I had to pick them up. They knew if they were not in the car in a minute or so, I would come in and everyone would see my sandals and socks thereby ruining their social standing for life.


Since then I realized, I like sandals but do not like sand, dirt or poop on my feet so now I wear them all the time, even though they no longer have any effect on my kids. But I have Grandkids coming up!

 

[KlopKlop]

Let see... What else would be good coffee reading...

I tilled up my garlic patch on Saturday and by the time I parked the tiller and went to the shed for a rake to level the dirt and back the chickens had swarmed the dirt and scratched it flat for me.

So as a treat yesterday I tilled where the tomatoes were and can you say feeding frenzy! They were pulling up works like crazy and chasing each other around. They were really enjoying it!

 

[bantiesrule]

Bare feet are so much easier to wash off.

Speaking about surprises in the dark last night...when I locked my girls in for the night, I forgot to bring the cat dish in. So when I went out to look at the eclipse I thought I would bring it in. I have a few black and white cats but there was a new one at the dish (a striped one) and he didn't smell very good. Needless to say, the dish spent the night outside.

 

[duluthralphie]

You got a new cat at the dish?

Are you going to eat it?

How do you fix it?

Do you have any good cat recipes you want to share?

I have always wondered, is a kitten better tasting that an old cat?

 

[KlopKlop]

Much worse, bare feet are much easier to wash off.

Speaking about surprises in the dark last night...when I locked my girls in for the night, I forgot to bring the cat dish in. So when I went out to look at the eclipse I thought I would bring it in. I have a few black and white cats but there was a new one at the dish and he didn't smell very good. Needless to say, the dish spent the night outside.

That's when you get your gun and claim some new hat making materials!!!

 

[duluthralphie]

That's when you get your gun and claim some new hat making materials!!!

This from the man that has 2 new cats at his place?



I call BS on this one! And I am an expert in BS, I know it when I see it.