~* Misheard Lyrics! *~

[Chic CAN]

Misheard lyrics: "on an unfortunate slide."
Real Lyrics: "an unfortunate slight"
Song: Uninvited by Alanis Morrisette

Eitherway it makes no sense to me

 

[bluedragonfire]

Misheard lyrics: "Eighty times I've been around that track/ So I stopped at school to half bend my back."
Real lyrics: "A few times I've been around that track/ So it's not just gonna happen like that."
Song: Hollaback girl

 

[WingsWhitetail]

Misheard- Run faster than my brother
Real- Run faster than my bullet
Foster The People, Pumped Up Kicks.

 

[Duckopolis]

Misheard: Goatee Stripping in the bathroom...
Real: Grey Goose Tripping in the bathroom

Song: Royals - Lorde

 

[bluedragonfire]

Misheard lyrics: "But everybody's like: Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your tiny feet / Jet planes, islands, tigers on a cold bleach."

Real lyrics: "But everybody's like: Crystal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece / Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash."

Song: Royals - Lorde