Miss Jayne, you're a hoot. A murderous, demented, eco-disaster of a hoot - but a hoot nonetheless. I'll bet you're a ton of fun at a barbeque (featuring possum, of course).
Now, head on down to your Tree Huggers Local and turn in your card... you're no longer worthy.
Now, head on down to your Tree Huggers Local and turn in your card... you're no longer worthy.