Missing 7/8ths of a dog

My yard looks like the sahara desert. I could use some green!

I let the chickens out and they look around but head back in.
I heard one of them mumbling something about the grass is NOT greener on the other side.
I hope you let them out after you are fully caffienated I would hate to hear about what a crummy yard I keep from the chicken. Mine never shut up and I bet yours are just as mouthy!
 
I seriously had my neighbor over yesterday to haul off some stale chicken food for his pig and he asked me why I have such a nice looking lawn mower and such a tall lawn. I would have thought the answer was obvious the lawn mower looks new because I barely use it. Some folks just ask strange questions.
 
I seriously had my neighbor over yesterday to haul off some stale chicken food for his pig and he asked me why I have such a nice looking lawn mower and such a tall lawn. I would have thought the answer was obvious the lawn mower looks new because I barely use it. Some folks just ask strange questions.
They ought to use their brains. Tch tch.
 
BTW more about my lawnmower I really do like this thing it is a https://www.walmart.com/ip/Greenwor...o-2-0AH-Batteries-Included-GLM801601/45914508
And you don't need hearing protection or a respirator to operate it. It does rev up to full power when you get into thick grass. Pretty neat technology.

I have been using electric lawnmowers since 2006 and this is by far the best one yet. My first was a Black N Decker that lasted 4-5 years but I left it in Germany it didnt swim back over with us.
 
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