Hmm I don't own a gun..... Let's see what's in my arsenal, three shovels, three loppers, a few grafting knives, two pairs of pruning shears, a pile driver my dad made (weighs at LEAST 35 pounds) rakes, post hole diggers a weed-eater of and a riding lawn mower.
I don't think you'll be needing all that just to rescue little ol me
Of course I will!!!