My 3 year old is at it again....

[conny63malies]

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We will move straight across the country once there are more grandkids. Atleast 500mile from them. I changed enough diapers, i am done. If neccasary i will go to Alaska.

 

[maplesky7]

I had a co-worker who said he can't wait to have kids so when he grows old he can sit around in diapers and have them feed him.

 

[babymakes6]

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When my sister and I were about 5 & 6 (she's older & it was her idea!), we stayed home with my Grandpa who was in the beginning stages of Alzheimer's (UNKNOWN at the time!). She decided it would be fun to go ice-skating, but even a 6-yr-old knows you can't ice-skate in July, so we got butter and smeared it all over the linoleum kitchen floor! It was fun until Dad & Mom got home! We got a spanking I will never forget, and WE had to clean the floor!

 

[AngieChick]

Smart kids and boredom, never a good mix! I've always said that that if a gifted child is not engaged, they will engage themselves and it generally won't be in a way you want. I speak from my own h**l raising experience. My folks found me on my way up to the roof with an umbrella at 3. I was just not getting the airlift I needed to Mary Poppins my way around from jumping off of the tree, it was obviously just not high enough! Then there was the time I went swimming in the Salt River in AZ even though we had been given strict orders to stay far away from the water, and convinced my cousins that it was an okay idea. My parents and aunts and uncles still talk about that trip with terror. 8 little kids getting swept down the river..... We survived. Oh, and by 2 I figured out how to unscrew the screens over my window and spring myself out of "nap-time prison". I was so much more rotten than either of my kids **shhhh-, don't tell them*******

And people wondered why I was so paranoid as a parent of young ones

 

[lichick28]

When the slip & slide oil boys were 7&8 they had a quail hatcher that they thought would be good to hatch sekada's in when they were in the stage of just coming out of the ground. They would watch them break out of the shell & get their wings. One day they were in the car & couldnt stop laughing. I didnt know at the time they had the buggers with them. When we got in the store All I heard was women screaming. They let them go flying in the store. It was hard not to let them see me laugh, but it was funny how they thought of that scheme.

 

[mistylady]

This is a great thread!

 

[ibpboo]

I had been wondering how the olive oil worked on the cat.

And I'm bad, cuz when my GS was a baby and his mother was trying to get ready to go somewhere, you know how it is, you get them ready, then you get yourself ready, then they've gotten into something, and you gotta clean um up and get them ready again, then they poop their diaper, and then she thought she was ready to go out the door finally, and the baby barfed all over her. I busted up laughing at that point, and she was NOT amused.