My Burger King Rant

[Southernbelle]

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Oh, my! That's just like me (minus the coffee drinkin'

) I like teeny teeny tiny bits of mayo or salad dressing on a sandwich, but some of the gobs-'o-mayo stories on here is making me sick to my stomach

 

[horsejody]

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LOL I had a similar episode at Applebees' with lettuce. My husband finds it ridiculous, but I absolutely hate iceberg lettuce. It makes me gag, I just can't stand it.

I ordered a quesadilla burger, without lettuce. The waitress assured me that it came on the side with all their burgers, which is fine. Well it arrived, and had copious amounts of shredded iceberg lettuce on the burger, and there was no removing it because it was stuck to the melted cheese. When we finally got her attention, she apologised and took it back. Not 30 seconds later someone from the kitchen brought me another... except that it was obviously the same one! The tortilla had come apart where they had pulled it open, and it was now minus cheese for the most part but still had a few pieces of lettuce stuck to it. To add insult to injury, by this point it's stone cold. So again we wait for the waitress to return, who was totally embarassed by the whole affair. She gets the manager who offers to get me another, but for fear of having it spat into I wasn't too keen on that option. She offered us free dessert, but I was past hungry by then

They did refund us for my meal, but that's the last time I eat at that particular restaurant. If the kitchen staff have no self-respect about what they're serving, i'm eating elsewhere.

And yes it is bizarre having an iceberg lettuce loathing, but that is another (long) story!

I don't like lettuce or mayo on mine food. And I will gag if my hamburger bun has been contaminated by pickle juice. When they say, "Oh, don't worry. It comes on the side," I always politely tell them that, unless it's on a separate plate and being served at another table, don't bother. I know full well that "on the side" means mashed into or spilled onto my other food. Once my food has been contaminated with these "poisons," I'm not eating it. BTW there is a BK near my work that never screws up my order. I think it's because they are all adults working there. Then there is a BK in nearby Elkhorn where they couldn't get an order right to save their lives.

 

[TheOLDNewChick]

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Chick-fil-a's waffle fries in their mayo is HEAVEN.

 

[Buckguy20]

Does Miracle Whip count as Mayo for this thread?

I hate mayo but I love that tangy zip of Miracle Whip!!!!!!

 

[Henrietta23]

While in Russia I ordered a tomato salad. It was slices of tomato with a dallop of mayo on top. Mmmmm!

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

What is good is pear salad! Take canned pears (fresh homemade of course) and put a dollop of mayo in the center and then grate cheddar cheese over the whole thing. Serve on a bed of lettuce... MMmmm and our pear trees are LOADED! ---sorry for hijacking

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[WalkingWolf]

And I will gag if my hamburger bun has been contaminated by pickle juice.

I love pickles on everything and I mean lots of them. One of my favorite breakfasts is fried chicken breast on a biscuit loaded with pickles.​

 

[Rillion]

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One of my favorite appetizers is fried pickles with ranch dressing for dipping.

Yeah, I try not to eat it very often....

 

[Chicks_N_Horses]

fried pickles

 

[Quack Shack]

Yeah, not a fan of mayo myself but dressing is another whole story and only with it's zingy-ness have I compromised with my mayo-eating children. Totally doesn't count as mayo! I tell myself that because although it does contain EGGS it clearly says on the label DRESSING.

After reading this thread, I'm heading to Arby's instead for their sandwich of the week. I check the health rating on the wall and the cleanliness of the restroom, still you can get a rogue sandwich maker in the back. Call up the KING and tell him you want a book of coupons for your trouble. Regift them later!