My Burger King Rant

[WalkingWolf]

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Personally I do not understand why we allow people easy access to fast food. Shouldn't there be a three day waiting period??

 

[Ec_Prokta]

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What's EZ-Cheez?

I spelled it wrong-- corrected, oops. It's "cheese" in a can.

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Thanks!

 

[foweler]

The people vs. Hellmans


"Your honor, I intend to show that that the people at Hellmans have clearly conspired to fatten Americans by using ingredients with addictive properties in their products. Hellmans did deliberately include eggs as a key ingredient in mayonnaise. Eggs as we all know come from chickens and chickens are one of most addictive things known to humanity. One taste of this product and even the strongest personality would succumb to its powers, therefore becoming completely removed from any and all personal responsibility in ones dietary choices."

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Brilliant! I am suspecting that a chemical called BYC may also be an addictive ingredient in Hellmanns.

 

[foweler]

I wasn't done yet.

 

[cmjust0]

Oh, I almost forgot something.. I got a little irritated at BK the other day, but not for the food..

They have the stupid little Transformers scratch off game pieces on large drinks, and there are two scratchy choices -- the Autobot or the Decepticon.

I scratched off the Autobot, and it was a loser.

Naturally, I had to scratch off the Decepticon to see what I would have won....$25 gift card!

DANG IT!

I kinda thought...ya know, if only for PR, they shouldn't put anything bigger than a free small fry on the other side of a losing scratchy.. Imagine if that had been $10,000 or something....I'd have gone POSTAL.

 

[Epona142]

I'm a little late here, but . . .

I would rather gouge my eyes out than eat something that even sat next to the mayo in the fridge.

(When I was little I got some bad mayo and was VERY sick. I also have a problem with the preservatives in it and most salad dressings. So I'm justified!)

Mustard . . . mmmm!

 

[noobiechickenlady]

We (engaged roomates & myself) were at McD once. The girlfriend is HIGHLY allergic to mustard. Think anaphylactic shock & hospital visit from a single mustard seed.

So we place our order. I wanted a big mac, he got nuggets & she got 2 kid's cheeseburgers NO MUSTARD.

Got the food, mine was okay, too much lettuce as usual, but still ok. Girlfriend opened her burger (like she always does, cause she's paranoid, with good reason) and there was mustard smeared all over it. BF takes it back to the counter. Keep in mind, this guy is HUGE, 6'7", 270 lbs, wears a size 16 shoe. Big. He walks to the counter and stands there. The manager walks past him twice before he realizes that he's there about a problem. BF explains the situation, GF is allergic, needs new burgers. Takes about 2 minutes to get her a brand new burger. With mustard. Again. So before BF even opens his nuggets he's at the counter for the second time. Again, waits patiently for someone to ask him whats up. Explains... again, what the issue is. Very polite, calm, collected.

Finally gets the burgers with no mustard. Brings them back to GF and takes a huge bite of a chicken nugget. RAW!!! Gag!

So he heads BACK to the counter. Again he stands there. The manager walks by once, twice, three times. At which point the tall, evil looking BF EXPLODES and says "COULD I PLEASE SPEAK TO A MANAGER ABOUT THESE RAW "BUTT" CHICKEN NUGGETS!!" All 6 people who were in line about to order, look at each other, then turn and walk out.

 

[ems_chick]

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i've had people argue with me over whether its diet coke or not... im diabetic, i can tell the difference. had one lady that insisted it was diet untill i told her i was type 1 diabetic and it would kill me. (a bit dramatic but it would certainly ruin my day!) after i told her that she insisted on repouring it.

 

[PurpleChicken]

I don't even know what to say.

I'm not sure if I busted my gut laughing or if my spleen just
exploded.

Thanks a lot BK.