Colby bro, I was just trying to lighten the atmosphere. I actually had a chicken doing the same thing for over a year, finally sold her. She would do it at night during roost too. I'd go to get the eggs at night in the dark and then BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! It never failed, I'd whack my head off something every time she'd scare the hebie jeeebs out of me. I just figured she swallowed a nail or a washer or something.