My chicken story. :)

[The Turken Lady]

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Lol.

My mom wants me too. I mean,I saw a book in the library by a 6/7th grader.. Thanks!

 

[equinehugger3]

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Exactly!!! You should send a finished copy to a Publisher!!!

 

[The Turken Lady]

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Exactly!!! You should send a finished copy to a Publisher!!!

Maybe.. I have like..5 completed books.. each of them are weird,but they have a plot and story..title..and a cover. I'm working on this one now....

o.o I'm weird.
Ask my friends..
Ask meh chickens.

I'll post the story.
.if someone wants me too..

 

[equinehugger3]

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Exactly!!! You should send a finished copy to a Publisher!!!

Maybe.. I have like..5 completed books.. each of them are weird,but they have a plot and story..title..and a cover. I'm working on this one now....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...23406269_100000027067313_583874_3723727_n.jpg

o.o I'm weird.
Ask my friends..
Ask meh chickens.

I'll post the story.
.if someone wants me too..

I WANNA SEE IT! Trust me, you're not the only weird 12 yo! Ask my friends too... LOL

The only other real story that isn't dumb is about a horse... I am a horse FREAK! Lol... But I'd definitely read The Baby Head Flies! LOL

 

[The Turken Lady]

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Maybe.. I have like..5 completed books.. each of them are weird,but they have a plot and story..title..and a cover. I'm working on this one now....

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...23406269_100000027067313_583874_3723727_n.jpg

o.o I'm weird.
Ask my friends..
Ask meh chickens.

I'll post the story.
.if someone wants me too..

I WANNA SEE IT! Trust me, you're not the only weird 12 yo! Ask my friends too... LOL

The only other real story that isn't dumb is about a horse... I am a horse FREAK! Lol... But I'd definitely read The Baby Head Flies! LOL

lol. Okay.. I'll post it now..

 

[The Turken Lady]

Chpt.1
The letter
Things had changed. School was out and summer was in session.But,On Friday the 13th something happened that changed my life forever.....
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I was doing my normal stuff...Drawing,watching TV, all that stuff. When suddenly someone knocked on the door. I looked up from my game and saw a letter pass right UNDER the door.Deciding to check it out,I got up and picked it off the ground.It was addressed to "Cheyenne"Weird.. I opened it and in sloppy hand writing,the kind where someone's in a hurry clearly addressed,"Dear.."Cheyenne" you have been invited to New York . A private plane will pick you up.. But remember.BE NICE!!

"Whatever" "Might as well accept" I thought just as I saw the air plane land in the yard.


Chpt.2
The flight
The plane was jet black.About 70ft long, it was the size of a dinosaur..I boarded it without much trouble. And sat down in the 13th seat. Suddenly I don't know why,But I silently fell asleep. *******************
When I woke up, My classmates surronding me.Shelby sat right next to me,HUNTER sat in front of me..eww.. Tyler Was also scrunched up with me and Shelby and was arguing.Mrs.Dunn sat with Chris,across from me,and Daniel sat in the front seat near the pilot with Miguel."CAN I HAVE PEANUTS?!" He screamed to the pilot. "No you weirdo" was his reply. Around me was rows and rows of seats filled with my friends. "You were invited too?" Dominique asked. "WELL DER.." I screamed over the loud sound of the plane."look people!!" The pilot screamed.. "NEW YORK CITY!!

"Chpt.3
The news
"Wow!!" Everyone screamed at the site of the statue of liberty. There was something about it that made me shiver..I knew something was wrong...But..No-one seemed to notice..We soon parked in a landing strip near the empire state building.Although it was a little far away,the city was packed!! "Now everyone.." The pilot informed us. "First rule..No horseplay.." "Second rule...NEVER trust a weird stranger.." "Rule number three.." There was a long silence. "What?" I heard someone finnaly ask. "No..." Another silence. "JUST GET ON WITH THE HACKIN' INFORMATION!!" A high pitched voice yelled.It sounded soo familar.. "NO PASSING GAS!!" The pilot screamed. "And remember be nice!!" So much for the "important rules" I thought as I hopped off the plane..

Chpt.4
The end of the world at Mc.Donalds
We went our own ways.. Shopping,looking at the wonders,and talking to random people.Once I thought I saw that cash cab guy.Well..it was all good until we met up at Mc.Donalds..Everyone was there..Well exept for Daniel. Where would he be? We had a pretty nice conversation..Until....* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I heard someone yell "OMG!!" "Look at the sky!!" "oooo pretty!!" Fred replied pointing to it. "Thats not the point!!" Tyler screamed back. "TACOS ARE AWESOME!!" This random old guy replied.. "FINE YOU WEIRDOS LET ME LOOK!" I screamed back,Rushing out the door.. When I got there and looked up I saw something blocking the sun.. "AN ECLIPSE!!" I thought outloud. Suddenly,the crowd came running out. We watched as the last sunlight faded..And the planet TURNED... B L A C K

Chpt.5
Blankety Blank Blank Blank!!
"Well thats some ____ weird weather" I heard someone say. Turning around I saw the Blankety Blanker himself,Dale!! He was sitting on a park bench eating something in a bag. "You _____ _______ ________ ______ ______ ___ crack weather " He screamed at the sky. I walked over to him. "Shh..Dale theres kids here.." In fact,A huge group of todlers who were watching him from the Mc.Donalds window,now repeated his exact words,while their moms tried to shut them up. "All in a days work." Was his reply. "What are you doing here?" I whispered,the whole crowd now looking at me. "Eating frog lips,Elephant ears,and monkey milk." He said. Suddenly a flash of lightning came from the sky and Dale dissapeared.

Chpt.6
The attack
After my account with Dale,I thought I was dreaming.. Pinch!! Ouch!! Guess it wasn't... This CAN'T be real!!But it was... AAAAAAA!! I looked up from the bench to hear Daniel's Baby scream. Although it wasn't obvious at first,dark circles were advancing towards us. Only when they were close I could notice. "Total Lockdown!!" I heard someone scream from the empire state building with a microphone."Begins in..30."Every citizen started packing into huge buildings. "C'mon!!" "Get a move on or 1000 violations for all of you!" Mrs.Dunn screamed to us. "WHATEVE!!" The asian dude replied running away. We were about 5 minutes from the empire state building when the announcer called out.."20",But Mrs.Dunn pushed us on. "Aww.." Fred cried pointing to a pomeranian. "A squirell!!" He grabbed it and continued running,which slowed us down. "5""4" ALMOST THERE!! WE'LL MAKE IT.. "2"ALMOST.. "1" "LOCKDOWN!!" All the windows sealed shut and there was no-way in. Our chance of escaping..Almost none...
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Chpt.7
Break!!
Te-he I like to leave you peeps waiting ;D This is a chapter where you can do anything you want.. WHATEVER..BACK TO THE BOOK!!
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"Great.." Mrs.Dunn yelled. The figures were approching at an even faster speed now. "Wait.." I thought ouloud..."When we were in Africa..." "Daniel said.." "That he would return on an eclipse and do something.." "Rule the world?" Phillip asked. "Yep,that was it.." So,someone must have invited us here for a reason..But..Why? At that moment,a flash of lightning came from the sky and lit up the figures..They were....
BABY HEADS?!?!?!



Chpt.8
WAR
AAAAAA!! Daniel's baby scream peirced the air. Now we knew who was behind this!!This meant war!!!!!! Before we could form a plan,A baby head came crashing down from the sky. You could see the fire in it's eyes. Literally... "Rawr!!" It screamed. It came out sounding like a 5 year old saying rowr,which wasn't very intemidating.But as the rest came crashing down,over 50 of them,they did look a little scary. The leader,came up front. "Hi" He said. "Now WE EAT YOUR SOCKS!!" Lol

Chpt.9
An unlikley ally

"AAAA!!!" Daniel screamed and the baby heads started chasing everyone."GOTTA SAVE THE SQUIRELL!!" Fred screamed as he threw the pomeranian on top of a tree. It was chaos!! The baby heads were throwing dirty diapers into everyone who came near,don't ask me how,I don't even know. Soon 1/2 of the crowd was now covered in poo. Ick.. What could get worse,I thought wiping the slime off my face. Shouldn't have said that... Suddenly dark red eyes appeared in the distance and they were slowly edging closer."la la la I LIKE PIE!!" Something screamed over the yells of the battle. Everyone froze and turned around. The asian dude even stopped running,suprising actually. Well,anyway..The shape edged closer..And it was....OMG!! IT COULDN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Hello" It said.

Chpt.10
Awkward!!

"Brodda!!" Kaycee screamed. "what are you doing here?!" "Well I saw you and thought I'd bring help!!" Behind her were rows and rows of..Chickens,and behind that..Huge creatures with glowing red eyes....They stepped out of the darkness and revealed them-selves. Pigeon,Pip,Rocky road,Salt & pepper,Goldie,Big fat mean mama,Golden Rinkus,Rosy,Percy,Thaila,Pop,Twister,Scar,Jet,Sneezy,Scratch,Peaches,Klemintine,Alex,Snowball,Snowwhite,Dominiqer,No-puff,Sunshine,Brownie,Cake,and all the other chickens

Plus...A WHOLE HERD OF WILDEBEEST!!OH MY... Chpt.11
Doomed or are we?
Why would the wildebeest help US? well don't ask me I'm not sure. In the front of the herd though,was the original wildebeest,bloody and torn up,but still not dead.He glanced at Mrs.Dunn and Luis,a mixture of fear and hate. He mumbled something to his friend in wildebeest and then charged at us..Now Brodda had just doomed us..or had she? The wildebeest jumped right over everyone,followed by his friends,all with bloodshot eyes. RAWR!! They screamed. Brodda and the chickens charged too,with their weird weapons,like carrots,Bread and even a poo cattipolt! "CHEESE!!" Brodda called and charged. Now the odds were even but were we going to win?

Chpt.12
Not really allies

Although we had nothing to fight with, we punched the baby heads HARD. Soon 1/2 of them were atleast unconscious.With the wildebeest's help they were defeated. That was easy..too easy.. "Ha ha!" I heard the wildebeests yell. "Now we shall eat you !!" "Oh my gammit!" Fred yelled. Everyone started staring at him then the wildebeest then back. The wildebeest saw the chance and launched their attack. So much for allies..But..The baby heads suddennly woke up."Congrats" "We just made them madder" Pigeon screamed at Brodda. "sorry" Shereplied. "LET'S RETREAT!!" They flew away into the sky and dissapeared. GREAT!

Chpt.13
Safe..For now
The fight continued. The baby heads were as bad as ever. There was no way that we could fight them and win... D: Just then,a smell of smoke broke into the atmosphere,and a red mist came from the sky,inside it,was a jet black figure. "Great!!!" "Another "ally".." I thought.. The fighting broke and everyone stared up."Run..." The figure screamed. "TO MCDONALDS!!" Fred yelled and started sprinting towards it,everyone followed.We knocked down the door and scrambeled into the employees room and closed it.We were safe,but for how long?!


Chpt.14
The Plan
"We're going to have to figure out a plan!!" The asian dude yelled. Fred,petting his "squirrel,"replied,"WHATEVER!! WE HAVE FREE CHEESEBURGERS!!!" He grabbed some and threw them up in the air,and started mummering something to the pomeranian."Great idea!!" Tyler yelled in and joined. "This is serious!!!" Some english guy called out. "OR ELSE WE'LL DIE!!" Turning around,I saw Harry Potter. "Why are you here?" I asked. "I just came for the free frenchfries!" "I saw that Mcdonalds was abandoned,so I came here cause I was hungry.." "Why did you say we'll all die?" "We're almost out of frenchfries.." This is stupid,we have one smart person and even he's wacko.."Come on,we have to have a plan!!" Leslie yelled out. "Someone brought us all here for a reason.." "Anyone have ideas?""hmm.."There were a lot of weird replies like,"A giant blue bird,""A puppy,"and.."A cat"But one stood out,"Daniel!!!"It was him who did it,he promised to rule the world with his baby heads,why didn't we notice?!Now,what does Daniel like so much that he would HAVE to get off the baby head for just a second? We would have to figure that out,then we would have a plan!! Capture the leader,and then the baby heads will follow.. We can capture them,and the war will be over!!

 

[The Turken Lady]

Okay..you may not know peoples in there but oh well..

 

[equinehugger3]

HAHA!!! Love it!!!

I love the part where Broddah just jumps in

She's awesome! I love that name, too...

 

[The Turken Lady]

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Ha ha,thanks.

My 6 year old cousin named her..

I dunno why he named her that..

Brodda's daughter (Twister) is just like her!! xD She hatched out too early!

It's a miracle she survived!

Here's Brodda at the same age. See the resemblance?

 

[equinehugger3]

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Ha ha,thanks.

My 6 year old cousin named her..

I dunno why he named her that..

Brodda's daughter (Twister) is just like her!! xD She hatched out too early!

It's a miracle she survived!
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...56165156_100000027067313_413636_3772111_n.jpg


Here's Brodda at the same age. See the resemblance?
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...91642983662_1006016659_30478454_1548180_n.jpg

OMG! LOL They're exactly alike!!!!!

They look so fluffy!

Love them!!!