My Church buddy :)

[Funky Feathers]

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Hi Saddina, the Brooch is not moveable, it is part of the dress. It came that way, it is firmly attached. It would ruin the dress to try and remove it.

 

[Spookwriter]

Care for an old man's point of view?

She looks just fine to me.

In every picture she's ever posted, our Fattie is smiling.
Happy with herself.

Now my wife doesn't know it, but I look at the women every
time she lets me out of the house. Young, old, fat, skinny...I
look.

You want me to look twice, you better be wearing a smile. And
I'll look. I don't mean that disrespectfully. I don't care what size
you are, or aren't. Being happy being yourself...that gets my attention.

I've seen some good-looking ugly girls that I wouldn't even want in my
house. Picture-pretty. But just stone ugly on the inside.

And I've seen some larger girls that are just awesome beautiful to me.
They laugh, they smile. And you know when you're near them, because
they light up the room.

You all dress Fattie up in an old feedsack, and she'll still be worth the looking.

But that's just my opinion.

She looks good in a smile....


Spook...(don't tell my wife I'm looking)

 

[Orchid]

Spook, you crack me up. Like your wife doesn't already know it.

 

[Funky Feathers]

Thanks, Spook.

I like to wear happiness wherever I go. I agree, the prettiest thing to wear (for everyone) is happiness!

 

[redhen]

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You've got a lucky wife, Spook.

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook's wife is a ...large...size women.

Wasn't always that way, but she's been well fed all
these years.

When she began to "grow" up, I use to kid her that when
I can't get my arms around her anymore, I'll just pat her on
her head.

So....I've been patting her head for a long time now.

She still wears her smile and it still works for us. (but her smile
is different nowadays, what with them store-bought teeth and all)


Spook

(I'm just a little Spook, and my arms are short.)

 

[ChickInDelight]

When is someone going to start an on-line dating forum for chicken people?

I been a wantin me a man just like Spook!

 

[RHRanch]

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lol Good idea.

 

[Spookwriter]

ChickinDelight, my wife is plumb dead set against me dating
other women.

I know it sounds silly, but she's afraid my dating you would effect
our marriage.

Spook...

 

[redhen]

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