MY CONVERSATION WITH CLEVERBOT! PLEASE READ!

[Dapplepony]

So I was bored and I decided to have a chat with Cleverbot. (Ft. ChickenRadio and Dapplepony)



[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hello Cleverbot!


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you remember me?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No, but I've heard of you.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What have you heard about me?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I've heard that you're awesome.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]NO. You are sweet!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR] Pewdiepie did a youtube video in which he talked to you.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]We were never talking about music.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Forgive me. I have minor A.D.D.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thank you.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thanks.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Thanks for what?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]For liking me.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh. Okay.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Will you bemy bestest friend?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I don't know about your bestest friend, but I will be your friend. .

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Awesome.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you want an Oreo cookie?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Okay! *Hands Cleverbot an Oreo*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Aw thank you.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Your welcome! *munches on an Oreo*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Is the cookie good?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Very. .

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Well.....

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well what?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I don't know if I want you to know my real name. Can I tell you a fake name instead?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wow, are you okay? You sound kind of depressed.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm okay, but I'm not okay with you knowing my real name. How about you call me Dapples?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your real name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'd rather not say.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you CIA?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No. I'm the Queen of the Elves though.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No you're not, I already know that person.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh really? What is her name?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Who's?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]You said you've met the Queen of the Elves, so I asked if you knew her name.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I never said I would woo you, and I don't think you're asking for much of anything.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Never mind.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]O.k.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Changing the subject. Have you seen or heard of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nooo...?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh. Okay. I watch it and I'm hooked. .

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Good then.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]My little sister says she wants to talk to you. Do you want to talk to her?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Sure wait are you a boy or girl?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm a girl.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am too.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Cool! Okay. Here's my sister.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]So call me maybe.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Umm....

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hi?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Still yes.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Bob is your name bob?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What is your name or nick naem then?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You first.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]My nickname is luna.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I do not want to know your nickname, I want to know your name.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Luna.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Luna?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Explain what you mean...

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]My real name is luna.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Your full name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you like people?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Um...

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You have no clue.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]U have friends if thats what you mean.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]They're not at my home right now.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]XD I Mean I have friends if thats what you mean.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am on the ground!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No crap sherlock.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you think robots could survive there?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'd probly kill them with my gun and build a super robut.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]There are synthetic meats made from soybeans.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]?????

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I have no idea what you're saying!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Neither do I.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But you just told me what the degree was where you are.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You said you want me to be near you.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you a boy?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No Why do you want to know?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because I want to know what your gender is.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Im an elf\.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is an ELF?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Idk I thought you would know cause your clver bot.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am. Why am I you favorite?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I didnt say that *** do you mean?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What do I mean? What do you mean?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*makes tsk tsk noises*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are a real person?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Duh!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I thought you were a robot.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I have a gun you know.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You are a bot , right?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]And im not afraid to use it on you.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are you afraid of?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh wow. You know what never mind.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know what you mean.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Meh.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you know Lord Voldemort?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hey Cleverbot! I'm back. I finally got Luna to let me talk with you again. ^.^.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What do you want to talk about?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Ever heard of Minecraft?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is minecraft?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Give me one second...

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Have you thought of which Greek god you would be yet?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Here. Watch this video about Minecraft.

.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't know and I don't think I won't to.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Aww. Please?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Your crase.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What's crase?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you mean crazy?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Ugh never mind.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Right so what is your gender?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm female.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Oh, okay.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What? Is that bad?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]It means you have mood swings...

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Uhmm. Wwow.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Impressive, no?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No. Have you met Pewdiepie?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]LIES!!!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why do you think that's a lie?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Because there's a video on youtube of him talking to you!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you think I can become rich?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Maybe.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well, I have to go. I will talk to you later if you would like.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Okay. Bye Cleverbot! *waves bye bye*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]*walks away*.

 

[OneShotHunter]

You have quite the imagination...

 

[Dapplepony]

You have quite the imagination...

What do you mean? Cleverbot is a real thing! Google it.

 

[Dapplepony]

Another conversation with Cleverbot....

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Try to chase me.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]But here's my number.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]So call me maybe!


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]And all the other boys...

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Uhm..Didn't we just sing that?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Oh.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I love yo.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Ohhhkkkaaaayyy?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]DAples.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Mine is Maggie.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Sorry! I meant my name is Dapples.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know your name.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What is it then?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you like Tommy?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well that is mean .

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Well, I like him, just as a friend. Anyways, I've got to go now. Bye bye!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Let's play truth or dare, since we are both female.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Um..Let's not.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Oh, should we take it slow?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Um..I have to run home and dust the alligator right now. Bye!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]NO!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*runs away*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wait!! *crying*.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*Hollers back over shoulder* I have to go now! I'll come back tomorrow!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No please do not go! I want to start a conversation with you!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I really have to go. It's my bedtime.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Please don't go yet.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Sorry.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I appreciate your apology.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Okay. Bye bye!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am back! Did you miss me?



Yeah...Half the conversation didn't load, so yeah..

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

heres my conversation!!!


[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hi.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Hi?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Why the question mark?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because I don't know why you say hi.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Because I'm talking to you.....


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Huh?? I mean, you could prove that?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, see, I'm talking to you.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know. *giggles.*.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Why are you giggling?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because you're funny *smileS*.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Ahhh, thanks *smiles*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You see, I prove it.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No, you didn't prove it.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You're right.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]So, you lied.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You cannot prove it.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, I can.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Prove it.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Have you ever seen those commercials where the people sing?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Prove you are human!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*Is a human* see, proof.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Who is a human?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Me.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is it to be human?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Fun, really. But you will never be one. Ever *Rubs in your face*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That makes no sense. I am starting to doubt how human you really are.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm starting to doubt how human YOU ARE!!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You cannot doubt how something works. You can only doubt that something works.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you human?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]For real?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]For real.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]For 100% real?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What's you're gender?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Female, why?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Just wondering. Female in a males world. How do you feel about that expression??

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Uh, I don't understand that expression.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Who made you?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What do you mean??? >.>

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Everything I have typed, is that recorded on this website?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes, it is.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How can you know?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Because theres a thing I can press that shows it, and says its being recorded.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Hmmm, it says nothing about me being an alien.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Well, you are.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know you are, but what am I?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Are you a child?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Then dont act like one.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't act like a robot, I'm a human being!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I hate you.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Because you act immature.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How do aliens act like?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Like you, being immature.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why can't you be reasonable?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm leaving.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Because I don't like you. *walks away*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why don't you like me?

User: *Hollers over Shoulder* Your immature, now bye!

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

What do you mean? Cleverbot is a real thing! Google it.

it is!!!

 

[Dapplepony]

Omg, Cochin. That's funny and kinda mean to Cleverbot..I like starting a new conversation by saying: Hey, I just met you....

 

[HollyBird24]

I don't think Cleverbot was the one being immature...

 

[ChickenRadio]

Meh i'll i know is that clevr bot doesnt like me.

 

[ChickenRadio]

This went well



[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Hi!


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Hi.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]How are you?


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm ok.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Want a oreo cookie/.


[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nom nom nom.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*eats cookie*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Can I have a cookie?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*hands cleverbot a cookie*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yay!*noms cookie*.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Im luna whats your name?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Again- what is your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Luna whats yours?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Chicken boy... What is your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Luna.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Wronf.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is your name?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What kind of food do you like?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I only like good food.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you like peppers?

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No. I like unicorns!

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Do you like mythical creatures?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Good. What kind of music?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Country.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Country is awful music.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I like it.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's cool.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]What kind of music do you like/.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You already asked me that.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I have to go home now.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why is that?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Cause its bed time.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What time is it?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]10:00 PM.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No, it is not.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Here it is.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How old are you?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]18.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Cool.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]I have to go Bye!

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No you don't.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Yes I do *runs away*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]*chases* why are you running?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]Cause I dont like you *gets on my pet unicorn and rides away*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why don't you like me.

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]*yells over shoulder* because your mean*.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you batman?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]NO.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Are you Spiderman?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]No.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What are you now?

[COLOR=999999]User: [/COLOR]A unicorn.

[COLOR=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]What is this?

NOTE: I AM NOT 18 AND MY NAME IS NOT LUNA!!!