I wouldn't imagine talking to the little pile of manure's parents would have much effect. If they were decent people, he would have known better than to try what he did.
We had a neighbor in New York who had trouble with teens coming on his property and vandalizing his house and car... until he started camping out in the yard with a shotgun loaded with rock salt.
Once he got one of the kids in the tailfeathers with it, his house was miraculously given a wide berth by all.
If you've ever gotten salt in a fresh wound, you can imagine what a backside imbedded with rocksalt would feel like!
We had a neighbor in New York who had trouble with teens coming on his property and vandalizing his house and car... until he started camping out in the yard with a shotgun loaded with rock salt.
Once he got one of the kids in the tailfeathers with it, his house was miraculously given a wide berth by all.
If you've ever gotten salt in a fresh wound, you can imagine what a backside imbedded with rocksalt would feel like!
