My duck may be a genius

[Callender Girl]

My runner ducks eat out of an old frying pan, which I had just filled this morning before I went off to feed sheep and goats.

When I returned minutes later, one of the runners had laid her egg in the pan. Clearly, she doesn't understand the finer points of preparation, but she knows I eat duck eggs for breakfast. Although I use a different pan!

However, one of her less-brilliant sisters apparently laid an egg underneath the old pick-up truck before I put them to bed last night. Good thing I spotted it before I scrambled it when I have to drive into town this morning.

 

[LavenderDaFlerf]

My runner ducks eat out of an old frying pan, which I had just filled this morning before I went off to feed sheep and goats.

When I returned minutes later, one of the runners had laid her egg in the pan. Clearly, she doesn't understand the finer points of preparation, but she knows I eat duck eggs for breakfast. Although I use a different pan!

However, one of her less-brilliant sisters apparently laid an egg underneath the old pick-up truck before I put them to bed last night. Good thing I spotted it before I scrambled it when I have to drive into town this morning.

That's awesome!

 

[GermanKennhuhn]

My runner ducks eat out of an old frying pan, which I had just filled this morning before I went off to feed sheep and goats.

When I returned minutes later, one of the runners had laid her egg in the pan. Clearly, she doesn't understand the finer points of preparation, but she knows I eat duck eggs for breakfast. Although I use a different pan!

However, one of her less-brilliant sisters apparently laid an egg underneath the old pick-up truck before I put them to bed last night. Good thing I spotted it before I scrambled it when I have to drive into town this morning.

That’s hilarious!

 

[ruthhope]

My runner ducks eat out of an old frying pan, which I had just filled this morning before I went off to feed sheep and goats.

When I returned minutes later, one of the runners had laid her egg in the pan. Clearly, she doesn't understand the finer points of preparation, but she knows I eat duck eggs for breakfast. Although I use a different pan!

However, one of her less-brilliant sisters apparently laid an egg underneath the old pick-up truck before I put them to bed last night. Good thing I spotted it before I scrambled it when I have to drive into town this morning.

Definitely brighter than my Pekins. Lovely fluffy affectionate ducks they are, but it's more likely that I will turn round after feeding them to find someone has pooped in the food bowl.

 

[fatty and friends]

then there’s my ducks who lay them on the patio so they crack and start to fry because it’s too hot outside

we don’t eat their eggs so it’s not really a problem but still lol cleaning half cooked eggs off the patio isn’t fun