TheDaringDucks
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- Aug 4, 2024
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I have a bit of a problem with my mallard drake, Geronimo. Over the last few months, he has become a little too big for his britches. He has absolutely no fear. Or at least when it comes to fight or flight, he will ALWAYS choose fight. Doesn't matter what it is, he struts his way right up to danger. He waltzes right up to the fence between us and our neighbors, looking to bite their dogs any chance he gets, or will go towards heavy machinery while it is running without a second thought (while quivering with anger lol).
Just yesterday, I was bringing my other month-old mallards outside (Geronimo is ~2 months older than them), while Geronimo was up, looking out a second-floor window (I let him fly down on his own in the morning). I was looking up at him, trying to call him down, when a BIG Cooper's hawk dive-bombed at my other mallards. At the same time, instead of ducking back inside, Geronimo rushed to leap from the window TOWARDS the hawk.
His sudden appearance bearing down on the hawk from above, along with some shouting and arm waving startled the hawk enough to drive it away before it could grab any of my other mallards. But after it was driven away and Geronimo had landed, he started waddling in the same direction after the hawk, like he was planning to square up with it!
He's not even a big mallard either. The hawk could have taken him just as easily as the ducklings!
It tried to buzz us again one more time, but I hurried to herd all the ducks back to shelter, and luckily they are all safe and sound now.
But here's the funniest part to me. I thought Geronimo was protecting the month-old ducklings, which would have been a sweet thought. BUT my husband pointed out that Geronimo doesn't really care for the other younger ducks right now. He'd rather bite and bully them given the chance. My husband thinks Geronimo was actually trying to protect me, not the ducklings. What a hero

Now, don't get me wrong, I love how bold he is, but I just know it will get him into trouble at some point. As much as I like to think he charged the hawk to protect me, I wish I could get him to be a bit more of coward to save his own feathery butt instead!
Here's a picture of the nutter, my sweet, dumb wannabe-hero (he's not even old enough to have his drake colors yet! SHEESH):
Just yesterday, I was bringing my other month-old mallards outside (Geronimo is ~2 months older than them), while Geronimo was up, looking out a second-floor window (I let him fly down on his own in the morning). I was looking up at him, trying to call him down, when a BIG Cooper's hawk dive-bombed at my other mallards. At the same time, instead of ducking back inside, Geronimo rushed to leap from the window TOWARDS the hawk.
His sudden appearance bearing down on the hawk from above, along with some shouting and arm waving startled the hawk enough to drive it away before it could grab any of my other mallards. But after it was driven away and Geronimo had landed, he started waddling in the same direction after the hawk, like he was planning to square up with it!
He's not even a big mallard either. The hawk could have taken him just as easily as the ducklings!

But here's the funniest part to me. I thought Geronimo was protecting the month-old ducklings, which would have been a sweet thought. BUT my husband pointed out that Geronimo doesn't really care for the other younger ducks right now. He'd rather bite and bully them given the chance. My husband thinks Geronimo was actually trying to protect me, not the ducklings. What a hero


Now, don't get me wrong, I love how bold he is, but I just know it will get him into trouble at some point. As much as I like to think he charged the hawk to protect me, I wish I could get him to be a bit more of coward to save his own feathery butt instead!
Here's a picture of the nutter, my sweet, dumb wannabe-hero (he's not even old enough to have his drake colors yet! SHEESH):