My latest faux pas:

[Oblio13]

There were these beautifully-wrapped little candies called "Natural Choice" on our counter. They looked like chocolates, but tasted more like bland cookies. They weren't very good. The label made a big deal out of how healthy and natural they were. It wasn't until I got to the fine print about how they "promote clean teeth and shiny coats" that I figured out what I was eating.

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

is this true? if so your going to have shiny hair and clean gums

BTW we get them for our dogs

 

[Oblio13]

I only ate two.

There should be a federal law about wrapping dog treats in pretty purple foil, with very serious penalties for a wife who recklessly and negligently leaves them laying around on the counter.

I'll post more later, I feel like chasing squirrels now.

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

ok but dont go chasing your tail. you will get dizzy. How did they taste and did anyone see you?

 

[Redfeathers]

 

[d.k]

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LOL! Our pet store in Cali used to carry these home-baked pet treats made with people quality organic ingredients--- my kids loved em!! GOOD BOYS!

 

[SpottedCrow]

LOL!
I eat the petbar cookies alot...

 

[Brian]

Well? WELL????

Is your coat any shinier?

Brian

 

[okiechick57]

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[Oblio13]

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I can't see my back, and I don't think my shiny head counts.