My leukemia's back.

[Blooie]

Oh, thank goodness! You are my new best friend!

 

[N F C]

Okay, you all think I have issues? Check this out.

https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1021106/my-rooster-eating-a-sock-help-fast#post_15837810

I hope my responses weren't too mean.

I can't believe no one thought to tell this poor befuddled soul what the REAL problem is with a rooster eating a sock. The REAL problem is now you don't have a matched pair of socks to wear. Really messes up the whole coordinated business casual look we all aspire to for Fridays. That's the real reason it's not a good idea to let a rooster eat your sock!

 

[Blooie]

<snap> Why didn't I think of that! It's all your faults for making me drink all of those margaritas and that 6 pack today! Go over there and tell him! I'll wait. Right here. Out of the line of fire. Where it's safe.

 

[N F C]

Love ya Blooie, but I ain't going near that train wreck.

 

[Blooie]

Well, this is a "chicken" forum. So move over, my fellow chicken. I ain't going over there either.

 

[FridayYet]

Had to read it to believe it.

 

[Blooie]

Ken just managed to get a difficult program and all of it's files reloaded onto his computer and he's crowing about it. Somebody please, get me a sock!

 

[hbhoffman]

Will these work Blooie?

 

[hbhoffman]

Sourland, would you care to share what you reaalllyy wanted to say about the sock issue???

Truly find it amazing and sad and funny and

Blooie, How was the rest of Kendra's day?

 

[Bunnylady]

Do I dare say "cocks in socks," or will someone see something other than the Dr. Suess pun that I intend? I'm still wondering how many birds were sporting knitted neckwear; about 2 weeks ago, that poster supposedly had 10 or so roosters "protecting" their flock. I still think I smell something more than just chicken poo.