Rest? What's that?

Mostly I'd say I get about 6-7hours of sleep a night. I'm not generally tired. If I had time to nap, I probably couldn't. I am hoping it's just been a big mix of stress, germs, weather, allergies. Whatever happened, it hit me hard & I'm done with my antibiotics again. Left with ears and throat hurting, eye yucky & red, and nose drainage. Gargling salt & acv, putting sweet oil and cotton ball in ears, and using ointment for the eye. Eye is clearing up, just in the morning it's grose. As far as nose goes, netti pot is helping. Vitamin c, zinc tablets, hot tea w/honey, etc. Throat is the worst issue.
Little veggies are growing. Can't wait to get them in the ground! Way too wet now. Tried to mow a pathway, mower must've died 10 times. Local commercial says it all........."Can't mow mud".
Anyone had land drainage issues? I need ideas on how to solve ours. We live in flat country. Yard has HUGE puddles all over. No where to drain off. We have added dirt, sand, manure in the lowest spots. They are still puddled up this year. My brother thinks the solution is to dig ditches all over

. The grade is not slanted, so, it will not drain to a ditch

. French drainage would be ideal, but very costly. Any ideas? You all have a great day