My Love Affair With Ducks...

[WannaBeHillBilly]

No, female dux should ever even try to teach a Ralphie Dux anything. Ralphie Dux are working for mankind.

The descriptions of the hussy dux displaying their wide open vents is obscene and should only be in adult dux magazines like “PlayDux”,Pentdux, or “SlutDux”...

I won’t even get started on the lesbian dux behavior.

In other news, I was wondering if any of you have tried guardian possums? I heard they are good for Dux Flocks....

@duluthralphie you should already know that real dux don't need guardians: They are our guardians against the evil xickens!

 

[Mimi13]

No, female dux should ever even try to teach a Ralphie Dux anything. Ralphie Dux are working for mankind.

The descriptions of the hussy dux displaying their wide open vents is obscene and should only be in adult dux magazines like “PlayDux”,Pentdux, or “SlutDux”...

I won’t even get started on the lesbian dux behavior.

In other news, I was wondering if any of you have tried guardian possums? I heard they are good for Dux Flocks....

This whole post just cracks me up!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

No, female dux should ever even try to teach a Ralphie Dux anything. Ralphie Dux are working for mankind.

The descriptions of the hussy dux displaying their wide open vents is obscene and should only be in adult dux magazines like “PlayDux”,Pentdux, or “SlutDux”...

I won’t even get started on the lesbian dux behavior.

In other news, I was wondering if any of you have tried guardian possums? I heard they are good for Dux Flocks....

 

[HalfWayUpAMountain]

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Yeap - thats Mrs P giving Big Bertha 'the sign'

 

[Mimi13]

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It’s a good thing I just went to pee or I’d be sitting in a puddle right now!

 

[Mimi13]

Yeap - thats Mrs P giving Big Bertha 'the sign'

Ducks!!!! All you read prior to getting them is how cute and funny they are, but no one ever mentioned their “real antics” would have you doubled over watching your own and reading about other’s ducks acting the same way! I’m hurting from laughter!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Ducks!!!! All you read prior to getting them is how cute and funny they are, but no one ever mentioned their “real antics” would have you doubled over watching your own and reading about other’s ducks acting the same way! I’m hurting from laughter!

I was shocked to say the least back when this was all new to me.

 

[HalfWayUpAMountain]

Its been an education thats for sure

 

[Mimi13]

I was shocked to say the least back when this was all new to me.

Yeah, just as I am now! I mean, WHAT ARE THOSE BIRDS DOING?!?

 

[Ravenstorrough1]

...and Their Love Affair With Water!

This is my second day owning ducks and I have fallen head over heels in love with them!

Those precious little peeps, the interesting looking bills, the ever so delicate looking webbed feet, and those expressive eyes with their heads cocked sideways peering up at me. Oh, and did I mention their little love ‘bites’ on my neck and lips (OUCH!) That I must not let continue so I suppose I have to stop kissing them. I know, I know, I’m not supposed to kiss them, but the way I look at it my chances are better catching Covid 19 from a stranger than catching salmonella from my baby ducklings.

My little Saxony duckling, Twinkle, is seeing the world straight today for the very first time. Since arriving home a little over 24 hours ago, she has been in a sort of vertigo state, staggering, stumbling, turning in circles, and not being able to hold her head straight.

With the help of several BYC members giving me suggestions and instructions to help her mend, she appears to be on the road to recovery...the road to being a normal, healthy, funny little duck.

I will continue my journey of being a First Time Duck Owner/Spring 2020 duck thread here. My initial thread can be found here for all the background story of My Love Affair With Ducks!

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Yay! Congrats on your little bundles of joy. They are addictive and adorable!