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Like, uh, oh mug gawd, did you see that slug?If they sound like Valley girls they are from Ca
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Like, uh, oh mug gawd, did you see that slug?If they sound like Valley girls they are from Ca
I agree with what you just wrote.I think you are right. They came from Gonzales, CA for sure. And the website mentioned the ducks came from there vs their chickens. I always blamed the handling of my babies for one of them taking weeks and weeks to build trust with. But then again, being shipped is probably a traumatic experience and I felt guilty every hour they were in transit.
Call ducks? Dead ducks? Sitting ducks? Ugly ducks? Daffy or maybe Donald?
What is a Ralphiedux.Seriously what?!?That doesn't explain what a RalphieDux is!! I'm so confused lol
Oh my gol! Look at it’s cute little face!What is a Ralphiedux.
Lemme tell ya.
A Ralphiedux is your alfa drake.
The boss of the flock.. he gets all the ladies.
A Ralphiedux is not a bad dux, he is just misunderstood.
He knows he is smarter than the other dux and is first in line for treats.
No other dux dares to cross a Ralphiedux where meal worms are involved.
Typically a Ralphiedux hates toenail polish but loves a snuggle when no other dux is watching.
It is unclear if a Ralphiedux knows that he is a dux.
His allegiance is to his human who he knows pays the feed bill.
He will readily throw any other dux under the bus that comes between him and his human.
Because of this behavior you will consider separating his head from his body many times.
but in the end you know the Ralphiedux is just doing what a Ralphiedux does and the flock would not be the same without him.
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I LOVE it!What is a Ralphiedux.
Lemme tell ya.
A Ralphiedux is your alfa drake.
The boss of the flock.. he gets all the ladies.
A Ralphiedux is not a bad dux, he is just misunderstood.
He knows he is smarter than the other dux and is first in line for treats.
No other dux dares to cross a Ralphiedux where meal worms are involved.
Typically a Ralphiedux hates toenail polish but loves a snuggle when no other dux is watching.
It is unclear if a Ralphiedux knows that he is a dux.
His allegiance is to his human who he knows pays the feed bill.
He will readily throw any other dux under the bus that comes between him and his human.
Because of this behavior you will consider separating his head from his body many times.
but in the end you know the Ralphiedux is just doing what a Ralphiedux does and the flock would not be the same without him.
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Everyone loves RalphieDux..I LOVE it!
Yes, Ralphie, yes they do!Everyone loves RalphieDux..
And everyone knows if a RalphieDux exterminates a normal terroristic dux, he is just doing his jobYes, Ralphie, yes they do!
If it has to be, it has to be!And everyone knows if a RalphieDux exterminates a normal terroristic dux, he is just doing his job
Me at the Dollar General, buying five 20lbs bags of cat-kibbles…Just a quick thought
Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
Ah! Being young is exciting but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.