Dashing through the snow
In a one ducky sleigh
O'er the ponds we go
Quacking all the way
Bells on waging tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to quack and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one ducky sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one ducky sleigh
That's great! My Aunt posted this on FB a few days ago, it really gave me a laugh!
'Twas 5 nights before Christmas, and all through the house,
A creature was stirring, it was not a mouse
In the living room there rose such a clatter
I ran to see what was the matter
What wonder before my eyes did appear
A kitty, a tree, and no raindeer
The tree was topple and the kitty no more
All that was left was a mess on the floor