My stupid human trick

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Princess Amri, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    This one isn't quite as hilarious as everyone else's, but it is pretty stupid.

    I was letting Lord Firestar, my rooster, out. He lives in a cage in the house, so the ritual involves opening the back door, and then the cage door so he can go charging out without having to stop while I open the door.
    Unfortunately, the back door will swing shut if you let go of it for even a few seconds. So, as usual, I held open the door with one hand, and opened the cage door with the other. You'll never guess when happened next...

    I banged my nose on the door frame. Yes, the door frame. [​IMG]

    So now I'm frantically hoping that I won't get a black eye or a crooked nose or something. [​IMG]

    Ow.
     
  2. StupidBird

    StupidBird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Start coming up with alternative, better sounding stories now.
     
  3. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    Quote:Like banging my nose on the door frame, bouncing off the other door frame, stubbing my toe, and somehow getting my foot stuck in the cage? [​IMG]
     

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