My Totally Gross but Maybe Funny if it Didn't Happen to You Story

[SMorrison7k]

Thank you for the funny story! You have a wonderful spirit to be able to laugh about this!

 

[gilbert2]

Just thinking...... Plastic is porous, on a microscopic level. That's why the case still smells--the pores have essence of poop in them. Following this logic, maybe simply putting the smelly item(s) in front of a fan overnight might help? If you have a heat lamp, that could help, too, along with the fan.

 

[lomine]

I must reply to you with my own tale of woe! Last year, I was carrying my Pekin out of the garage cage--out to the swimming pond (a large rubber horse drinking bowl). I had her wings enclosed in both hands, with her head facing away from me. Right at the outside door, she decided to let loose. The enormous blast hit me on the left thigh. Since I was wearing shorts, I had the full sensation of fresh wet warm duck poop. So much was blasted at me, it ran all the way down into my sock.
All I could do was continue on, and toss her into the pool. I then took off my shoes, socks, shorts and underwear right there, and hosed off my leg. Then on to the washing machine, with plenty of Tide!
In my mind, there is no punishing her for that act. It would only lessen me, and I don't even know if she could understand why I would be punishing her, anyway. (So far, the only type of corporal punishment I have ever used on a bad duck is to hold them, and tap them on top of the head with a fingertip. Of course they hate that. I can't remember why I had to do that before, but I have actually tapped a couple of ducks for some infraction--maybe for fighting. I can't remember. But 99% of the time, any duck is good, I feel.

Oh no! That sounds awful.

My oldest niece is hardheaded and refused to be potty trained. We all knew she could but just didn't want to use the toilet. My SIL finally had enough and made my niece clean her own panties and shorts after she had an 'accident.' She never had another accident. I considered using the same punishment on Petunia but she was busy taking a bath in the drinking water.

 

[gilbert2]

Yours too? I've NEVER had a duck who even thought twice about walking (with poop-saturated feet) through the water dish. It is amazing how high a tolerance to filth ducks have!

 

[lomine]

Just thinking...... Plastic is porous, on a microscopic level. That's why the case still smells--the pores have essence of poop in them. Following this logic, maybe simply putting the smelly item(s) in front of a fan overnight might help? If you have a heat lamp, that could help, too, along with the fan.

"essence of poop" Brings a whole new meaning to Eau de toilette

Believe me when I tell you there is no saving this case. Good thing is it's not a new case and probably needed replacing anyway. New one should come Friday. I'm more worried about the phone itself. Can't exactly spray that puppy down with bleach.

 

[gilbert2]

Well, no, but you could carefully swab it. Couldn't you?

 

[Soon2BChixMom]

I've only had the luxury of duck poo on my lap once so far. It was from my drake while I was fixing him up for angel wing. That was gross enough I can't imagine the broody poo.
However, one of my dogs tend to get car sick and one time I took her to run errands with me she did well until I decided to put a roll of welded wire beside her in the back seat. It kept rolling back and forth and I think her nerves took over and she vomited. It somehow landed in the pocket of the back door! Not sure how that actually happened, but it was a little better than landing all over the seat which would have made her a mess too.
Your story definitely beats that, but just wanted to share.

 

[Ruralhideaway]

And her name is really Petunia?!

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Sorry about your phone . . but that is some funny ch it . . literally.

 

[Duck Lover88]

Ewww chunky excrement… that got me