Oh dear. I'm sorry but I must say something here.
There is a contest on Animal Planet called "The World's Ugliest Dog". Invariably it's won by a Chinese Crested with, um, I'll call them genetic issues.
These dogs are dearly loved and highly prized by their owners and the dog community and I completely appreciate that (especially since I have a female dog that DH refers to as the Klingon and most people think is male. It doesn't help that she's technically a lab but is missing her tail - you get the idea).
I'm thinking that there may be a poultry contest which embodies the same idea. We love them dearly but they're ****ugly.
Can we get a sticky? Or a contest?