My Warranty Expired Today

[Chick N Haus]

Happy Birthday-- From one old dudedette to another old dude. There's a lot to be said for waking up not breathing dirt.

 

[Spookwriter]

*In my world, paper plates ARE our "fine china".

The wife decided that she isn't washing dishes any more.
She's "too old" to be washing dishes. Told me we need
to buy one of them modern automatic dish-washers.

So...I've stocked up on paper.

It's a mattter of principal.


Spook...still King in his castle (or until she sees this)

 

[OldGuy43]

You should of gotten the extended warrenty...

Yeah. If only my folks had adhered to Bön or Buddhism I wouldn't have to worry about it. Both believe in reincarnation.

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Thank you!

 

[sourland]

Oldguy, I've exceeded my warranty by almost 2 years. I wonder where one locates replacement parts?

 

[OldGuy43]

Oldguy, I've exceeded my warranty by almost 2 years. I wonder where one locates replacement parts?

Organ and Tissue banks

Always happy to help.

 

[hemet dennis]

If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.

 

[sourland]

My problem is that I waited too long to start taking care of myself. The ravages of those first 50 years are wreaking havoc on my battered body. Thankfully the liver is a regenerative organ.

 

[OldGuy43]

My problem is that I waited too long to start taking care of myself. The ravages of those first 50 years are wreaking havoc on my battered body. Thankfully the liver is a regenerative organ.

You should have done like I did and picked better gene donors.

 

[sourland]

Half of the gene pool is fine. Mom lived to 97 and would still be alive if it were not for a fall - two of her sisters lived to be centenarians. The male side - not so good, but also not so smart about not abusing their bodies.

 

[hemet dennis]

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Hmm I ended up with the bell bottom genes, are those the good ones ?