My Warranty Expired Today

[sourland]

Wait..you mean he doesn't want to Kiss us?

Two words: "Tijuana hookers". Careful with that kissin'.

 

[EweSheep]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Spookwriter]

Thought better of it...

 

[sourland]

Oh, my!

 

[Bunnylady]

Ok, anybody want to try to explain why both of the ads on the right of my screen have turned to "Date Asian Women"?

 

[Spookwriter]

I'm clueless, Bunny...why DO you want to date an Asian woman?

 

[Bunnylady]

I don't, Spook, but I think my computer does. Maybe it's getting tired of looking at me?

 

[theotherranch]

Bunny, keep in mind some of the pieces of your computer may have come from Asia! Maybe a little worm is wiggling around in the hardware?

By the way,Old Guy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (and make sure the dogs get some of the cake!)

 

[sourland]

By the way,Old Guy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (and make sure the dogs get some of the cake!)

Please give it to them on throw away paper plates. "Just sayin'".

 

[theotherranch]

Heck no, birthday cake goes on fine china! And the dogs will get it so clean that it can go right back into the cabinet.
(at least mine will!)