Name all the stupid things you've manage to do over an egg!

[easttxchick]

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Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!

 

[Rainstorm]

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Sorry but...... LOL! I could just picture that!!

 

[wildorchid053]

i went out to the coop to gather my 4 precious eggs i get everyday.. i have two in each hand and all of a sudden my roo notices the coop door is open and heads towards me and the door. in my haste to shut it fast i step out and slam the door shut.. just in time... too bad i forgot the eggs were in my hands and running down the door and my arms.. so i take the mess and being so flustered already, throw the shells and mess into the tall grass in the field next to the coop.. after i get cleaned up it dawns on me.. i have just enticed every predator known to man to come on over and eat the egg yuck and plz notice my chickens.... can i blame it on menopause? lol

 

[Countrywife]

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Yes. You can blame anything on menopause. Its a medical fact.

 

[Countrywife]

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I, and my teenage children, as ssssoooo glad that was not me. Too funny!

 

[M To The Maxx]

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[gritsar]

Winter is on it's way and I have promised myself I will sew the pockets shut on my favorite chores coat. One too many smashed eggs in the pockets last winter.

 

[vfem]

I am laughing too hard to think I don't anything like that!!! PRICELESS!!!

 

[canada-goose]

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Gross! I did that once! Ugh.