Naming inanimate objects?

[thatoneguy]

i was kidding

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

My web server is named FRED.

 

[AccentOnHakes]

Me Me Me!

 

[Dar]

my daughter called black walnut that are in the green husk.. ba-join-gas .. all one word i just have no clue how to spell it...lol

and black walnuts are spikey bajoingas...

ummmmm oh

 

[sourland]

My shirts have names. Without names how could I talk to them?

 

[duck walk]

my pistol is named Justice, I have two house plants who have miraculously survived my neglect as a green thumb I do not have...they are Teresa and Mary Magdalen...my recliner is Butter Butt, the shredder is named Jaws, the name I have given my computer is not family friendly so I will keep that one to myself...as I am old and creaky, I named my bed Therapy...the printer is called simply Stupid because it rarely works...it likes to eat paper or shred it...maybe it is situated too close to Jaws...maybe there is a conspiracy against me with those two...I will keep an eyeball on them...I have a snake head in a round glass thing that someone sent me...a souvenir kind of thing from somewhere...he sits in my kitchen window above the sink so I see a lot of him...he is Harvey...we converse a lot, tho he isn't real good at that...the strong silent type...I name lots of things and the names don't make much sense to anyone but me...that's okay...these are things I live with and I can call them what I want...I have always said if you don't like what I am doing, don't watch...that works for me...lol

 

[Sword]

My parents desktop computer is named Florence, my Mom's laptop is named Lappy, My Commodor 64 monitor (It still works!

) is named Steve, the talking GPS is named Daniel ("shut up, Daniel" is frequently heard during road trips), my old bike was The Little Old Pony and my current bike is The Donkey. Lots of other stuff has names, but that's the stuff thats kept their names for a long time. Only me and one of my brother's make up and use the names, except for Daniel. Everybody loves to hate Daniel the Talking GPS.

 

[ChickLover98]

I named the fat white bird on angry birds Mr Potato Bird? He's quite worthless.

 

[equinelyn]

I name everything!!
Heyyyy while we are on this subject... I just bought a new quad and I need a name for "her".
Any suggestions? I need something powerful.
It's a Can-Am 650 XT

 

[urban escapee]

My motorcycle is "Izzy", The F350 is "Big Bart", The ranger "Little Nasty" (it goes mudding). Various assorted gnomes all have names. People think that we are weird for naming our cars but thats ok with me.