need a clever name for my chicken coop - suggestions?

[HausOfEggwards]

The coop is shocking teal

Aqua Team Chicken Force?
Teal Magnolias?
lol idk

 

[Mamatomany123]

Mine is The Egg Plant. It's purple...and where the eggs are laid.

 

[BarredRockMom]

We call ours the "Corona coop" cause it was built during the lockdown. We used our stimulus money for it so we got our money for nothing and our chicks for free.

Now that's hilarious!

Our is The Barred Rock Hotel, because that's the breed that we started with.

There's a full time clinic staffed by two medics (not real medical personnel, but we've learned some things over the years as a chicken mom & dad), a full time chef who caters to their needs & brings treats, a fitness instructor who supervises all excercise, many large dirt piles for their dusting pleasure, a security detail to keep out the riff raff, a detention center for those who need a periodic attitude adjustment and a turn down service that fluffs the egg box shavings & cleans their quarters. We even have a separate chicken spa that includes a tub large enough to fill with warm water & bob around, all of the clean warm towels that a wet hen could ever wish to be wrapped in and a salon where wet hens are blow-dried back into the fluffy, egg-pants-wearing darlings that they started out as.