Need help identifying scat found in run from last night

[BantyChooks]

LOL

Then all his matches, then all his rubber bands...

He'll think he's going batty. Shhh.

 

[BantyChooks]

I could use a few new spoons ya know.
Someone likes to turn the garbage disposal on with a spoon in it!

Deal. You can get all of the Elvis-hater's spoons. Want about a dozen socks without a match?

 

[AllenK RGV]

I bet he is glad he is actually locking his birds up at night now...huh Allen!!!!!!!!????
Mr. lazy door closer!

Yes Mom!

 

[Kiki]

Yes Mom!

Good boy!

 

[Kiki]

Deal. You can get all of the Elvis-hater's spoons. Want about a dozen socks without a match?

NO...no socks.
I'll take some of his plants though.

 

[BantyChooks]

NO...no socks.
I'll take some of his plants though.

Ok fine... but I don't want a dozen half pairs of socks either. Any of your chooks have cold feet?

 

[Kiki]

Ok fine... but I don't want a dozen half pairs of socks either. Any of your chooks have cold feet?

Maybe @Folly's place or @lazy gardener .
They are northies.

 

[BantyChooks]

Maybe @Folly's place or @lazy gardener .
They are northies.

And therefore sane. I can't possibly trick THEM into buying 12 odd socks.

You... maybe.

 

[Akrnaf2]

Dogs can't pee on the top of a maple tree... dogs can pee all over your little cane stuff. Just sayin'.

GASP! Over my dead body. May I wipe my feet on your pillow instead? Huh? I'll make sure to step in the nargle scat on the way there.

This dog can!

 

[BantyChooks]

This dog can!
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Still nope. The rednecks (er... greyish white necks) around here would jump off their rockers so fast that their teeth came out of their head and shoot that thing down because they would think it's a government spy.