Need help identifying scat found in run from last night

[Akrnaf2]

I will stalk you across the entire Internet..

I will find your address...

I will sneak into your house one night...

and drink ALL your maple syrup.

Ok Bubbles close

 

[Akrnaf2]

Still nope. The rednecks (er... greyish white necks) around here would jump off their rockers so fast that their teeth came out of their head and shoot that thing down because they would think it's a government spy.

And what about this one?

 

[BantyChooks]

And what about this one?
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You ever seen a country person pass up a chance for an easy dinner? Nope, you haven't. It'd still get shot down.

 

[AllenK RGV]

NO...no socks.
I'll take some of his plants though.

I seem to recall he is pretty fond of those banana palms he planted last weekend..... they should pop right out without any fuss!

 

[BantyChooks]

I seem to recall he is pretty fond of those banana palms he planted last weekend..... they should pop right out without any fuss!

Have any dead possums lying around? I need something to pin the palm-stealing on. Too noticeable otherwise.

 

[BantyChooks]

Have any dead possums lying around? I need something to pin the palm-stealing on. Too noticeable otherwise.

I could just borrow that wormy poop pictured at the start of the thread. That way he'd blame nargles!

 

[AllenK RGV]

BTW this is totally off topic as is our thread to my delight, but the lawn care guy in our neighborhood just drove passed my driveway and I had to have a giggle. This guy doesn't get any work on our block, because he has the trashiest yard in the neighborhood. I can kinda understand not wanting to bring your work home with you, but not to his extreme, I should probably post pictures.

 

[AllenK RGV]

I could just borrow that wormy poop pictured at the start of the thread. That way he'd blame nargles!

Have any dead possums lying around? I need something to pin the palm-stealing on. Too noticeable otherwise.

Nope this weeks cat survey only turned up a single rat, possum babies don't ship until late April or early-mid May.

 

[BantyChooks]

Nope this weeks cat survey only turned up a single rat, possum babies don't ship until late April or early-mid May.

Humph.

 

[RUNuts]

I think Banty woke up on the wrong side of the cage. I'll be back after nap time.

Kiki - thank you for supporting me, I think. If you need more spoons, I'll warsh the plastic ones and send them right over. Should match some of the ones in the drawer. Plastic is much easier on the disposal.

AllenK - you aren't helping. But I do hope you are enjoying this scat storm you instigated.

Gotta go warn the dogs that trolls from the frozen north may be visiting.