Okay, okay. What you do is - take a pic of all your chickens in a XMas tree...uh, maybe at night so they'll stay put for the pic, or, (Hey! just, listen this is important) tie them to the tree... whatever you have to do- and then the caption..
"What?! Isn't this how everyone flocks a tree?
"What?! Isn't this how everyone flocks a tree?