Need men's opinions on haircut...

[BirdBrain]

Hmmm...sounds like a plan.

 

[Spookwriter]

I can't imagine letting my wife cutting my hair. She has her days...I think
I like her better that she likes me.

I can only imagine setting there, all calm, and...off plops one of my ears.
What's she gonna do? Say she's sorry? Or she decided to make me completely
bald?

Wife cut my hair...no, that's not going to happen. She isn't getting behind
me with something sharp. She may someday do me in, but I refuse to make it
that easy for her.

Remember...I know my wife better than YOU know my wife. She's a woman...carrys
a mean grudge. Like I want to get one of my ears cut for something that happened
20 years ago?

I better go to the barbershop...I don't think he's ever actually cut someone's ear off.

Maybe one of fake hair pieces...cut for my bald spot? Anyone? Would I have to glue
it on?

Tired of getting my head sunburnt, and tired of wearing hats.

Life sure has it's problems...

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

DH just shaves his head on his own. I don't get to try to cut his ears off.

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Spook, I feel for ya.

I shaved me a little bald spot on top of my head once, like a monk in the pictures you see... My wife almost killed me. Made me wear a hat. I thought it was quite cute, made me look all monkish and stuff..


Then I shaved my whole head. I thought I looked sorta tough like Kojac, she said I looked like Elmer Fudd.

Then I grew my hair shaggy and grew me a big bushy beard. I thought I looked sorta big and strong like Grizzly Adams. She said I looked a lot like his dumb bear.

I got sorta shaggy looking and went and got a haircut... cost $12.00.....
Now I'm funny, a set of hair clippers is $12.00 and a haircut cost $12.00... Anyone see where this is going?


When it gets in my eyes I just go buzz-buzz and it's all short again. And It cost me nothing.

Well, maybe a few laughs at my expense... but doesn't cost any money.

I was sorta feeling bad about it turning gray until she mentioned once that it made me look "distinguished".

I'm not sure what that means, but I think it has something to do with being extremly wonderful, handsome and smart. So I just brush the gray part forward...



The kids asked me to put some of that stuff in my hair once long ago..The stuff that is supposed to make the gray go away? Like dye or paint or something?
Anyway, the next morning I got up, went to brush my teeth, looked up into the mirror and there was something looking back at me with a toothbrush in it's mouth. It screamed when I did. Looked like a cross between Cher and Steven Tyler! Scared me so bad I never did that no more!


I'm still scared of that mirror.

 

[Smittenroade]

lol so, you are saying that they should charge on how many hairs they cut? GREAT IDEA! lmao can't wait till I get old, sounds so depressing lol Why don't you cut your own hair? If you only need a few snips shouldn't be that hard right?

 

[BirdBrain]

 

[Player Hater]

i use clippers and cut my own hair

1/8 of an inch all around, beard and everything

then the wife checks to see if i missed a spot


it's so much less of a hassle

i'll probably do it for the rest of my life

 

[Spookwriter]

Yeah, Farm Boy...I tried dying my hair once. Looked like a bald
guy that painted the top of his head.

Those boxes should have warning lables.

And no, I don't cut my own hair either. Mainly cause me wife don't
let me play with sissors either. Afraid I'll hurt myself.

Just wait untill you guys get to be old like me...

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Just buzz it with clippers, easy and free.

 

[darkmatter]

Why even get a haircut, go from mullet to skullet and just wear a Hat. ( A Man's Opinion ) You could look like me: