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Funny...
At one point, I thought about feeding the neighbor's visting dog a nice batch of raw spicy sausage. Since it sleeps indoors, the happy dog could then knock the neighbors dead with a noxious cloud of flatulence. A four legged bomb that they invite into their home! I called it a 'Dog Bomb'.
And now you have expanded the 'Dog Bomb' theory. Thank you!
In this vein....
You could always feed it some chocolate. Yes, chocolate is bad for dogs -- but unless the dog is very small (which this one isn't) or unusually sensitive, the chocolate will not kill it. The chocolate WILL make the dog throw up all night and have diarrhea all over the house. You have NEVER smelled anything HALF as bad as chocolate diarrhea. Trust me, I know from experience -- my old 60 pound hound mix once ate TWO POUNDS of baking chocolate.
Seriously, though, do warn the owners. It will probably not make them any more responsible, but it will let you off the hook if you do have to do anything irreversible with the dog.
Funny...

At one point, I thought about feeding the neighbor's visting dog a nice batch of raw spicy sausage. Since it sleeps indoors, the happy dog could then knock the neighbors dead with a noxious cloud of flatulence. A four legged bomb that they invite into their home! I called it a 'Dog Bomb'.
And now you have expanded the 'Dog Bomb' theory. Thank you!

In this vein....
You could always feed it some chocolate. Yes, chocolate is bad for dogs -- but unless the dog is very small (which this one isn't) or unusually sensitive, the chocolate will not kill it. The chocolate WILL make the dog throw up all night and have diarrhea all over the house. You have NEVER smelled anything HALF as bad as chocolate diarrhea. Trust me, I know from experience -- my old 60 pound hound mix once ate TWO POUNDS of baking chocolate.



Seriously, though, do warn the owners. It will probably not make them any more responsible, but it will let you off the hook if you do have to do anything irreversible with the dog.