Nevadans?

[HighNDryFarm]

I've read that the smell of bacon is an aphrodisiac for men, so you're not far off in your thinking!

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Okay I have a confession. Regarding consumption of processed foods we're guilty of copious amounts of BACON. *Somebody* (DH) would incorporate it into every meal, if he could. If I'm serving him a new dish that I question he'll enjoy, I pop a little bacon in there. I'm pretty sure if I could come up with a Cologne du Hormel I would be the most irresistable gal on earth.

 

[HighNDryFarm]

Totally messed up on the quote on that post.....

 

[HighNDryFarm]

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So TRUE! I let my DH read this posting and, yes, pre-me he has been on a horse only one time and it was *most* unpleasant. As he said, "Somebody just told me to get on the horse and I didn't know what I was getting myself into." His solution to that was not to get onto a horse again. Hopefully we can rectify the situation in the future.....

A proper "seat" when riding a horse is to picture yourself sitting on your back pockets. That should take some pressure off the delicate area for men.....rectify the situation so to speak! Hahahaha (no emoj on Tapatalk)

 

[gaited horse]

A proper "seat" when riding a horse is to picture yourself sitting on your back pockets. That should take some pressure off the delicate area for men.....rectify the situation so to speak! Hahahaha (no emoj on Tapatalk)

It sure does. It only takes once to be reminded.

 

[aubreynoramarie]

Hahahaha you guys are cracking me up!

 

[gaited horse]

Hahahaha you guys are cracking me up!

Go look at my FB status Aubrey if you think that is funny you better just sit on the floor when you read what happend to me. GGGGGRRRRR

 

[SunnyDawn]

Sunny, I crochet but really only do it in the wintertime or when I'm injured. Basically, when it's feasible to spend that much time sitting down. I haven't watched a movie since February! Right now I have a bag of tulle strips that I take with me to make a few potscrubbers when I'm sitting and waiting for something, but have only made 1 scrubber in 2 months.

Well this swap starts in a couple of months, then you have a couple of months to complete squares but if it takes ya 2 months to get a scrubbie done it's probably not for you.

Im in if everyone just wants really skinny stiff and uneven scarves!

haha! It is 6" and 12" squares mostly but another choice is a 6x12" rectangle. But you have to make one for everyone in the group and then they make some for you as well. I got a ton of cool squares from this last one.

Quote: Poor guy! Hope you get him to ride again soon!

i'm about to clean out my coop. It's been a little overdue. But now I'm just going to get out there and do it! Oh, and my broody is broody no more! Yay! i took out all the ceramic eggs the other day and took her out of the box and probably the next day she didn't go back in the box.
Quote: I said "Lociento, me Espanol es mal". I thought I should have said malo? IDK spanish speakers are so polite even when you are butchering the language. It's hard to get a better grasp on some things.

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I feel like a jerk. I ate spinach willingly. I put it in my breakfest burrito and couldn't even taste it.

Hahahahahaha!!!


Thank you to those of you that answered my panicked calls today! We are moving my Mom's piano this weekend up to Eureka and the guys that were supposed to help flaked on us. A piano is not something Steve can move by himself so I started calling anyone I could think of. We have enough help now though so we don't need anyone else. But thanks for the concern etc. I was paying cruddy wages anyway. lol!

I hope everyone has a fantastic Memorial day weekend (what's left of it). Have fun while we're gone!

 

[gaited horse]

I figured I might as well post this on FB as here just in case someone that might not be in FB can get a laugh too
"You know you are a gay country boy when the udder cream you use as lotion decides not to close right and then spills all your wall, the corner of the bed and the floor, and the only reason it bothers you (other then the hassle of cleaning it up) is because it means you have to go get more". True story just spent 5 minutes cleaning it up.

 

[gaited horse]

 Well this swap starts in a couple of months, then you have a couple of months to complete squares but if it takes ya 2 months to get a scrubbie done it's probably not for you. 
 haha!  It is 6" and 12" squares mostly but another choice is a 6x12" rectangle.  But you have to make one for everyone in the group and then they make some for you as well.  I got a ton of cool squares from this last one.
 Poor guy!  Hope you get him to ride again soon!
 I said "Lociento, me Espanol es mal".  I thought I should have said malo?   IDK spanish speakers are so polite even when you are butchering the language.  It's hard to get a better grasp on some things.

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Thank you to those of you that answered my panicked calls today!  We are moving my Mom's piano this weekend up to Eureka and the guys that were supposed to help flaked on us.  A piano is not something Steve can move by himself so I started calling anyone I could think of.  We have enough help now though so we don't need anyone else.  But thanks for the concern etc.  I was paying cruddy wages anyway.   lol!


I hope everyone has a fantastic Memorial day weekend (what's left of it).  Have fun while we're gone!

Had I had a car and not been sick I would of been right over. Food is great payment.

 

[americanvalkyrie]

Well this swap starts in a couple of months, then you have a couple of months to complete squares but if it takes ya 2 months to get a scrubbie done it's probably not for you.

haha! It is 6" and 12" squares mostly but another choice is a 6x12" rectangle. But you have to make one for everyone in the group and then they make some for you as well. I got a ton of cool squares from this last one.

I might be able to get a few done, then. The yarn is so expensive these days... maybe I can pick a couple colors that Sahara would like as a hat, and use the remaining yarn for that. I think I can get a hat done by Christmas, especially after harvest/canning season.

Had I had a car and not been sick I would of been right over. Food is great payment.

Well then... if I ever need a big favor, I know who to ask, right?

Assuming you could get here.

IDK spanish speakers are so polite even when you are butchering the language. It's hard to get a better grasp on some things.

I hope everyone has a fantastic Memorial day weekend (what's left of it). Have fun while we're gone!

LOL in my 20s I worked as warehouse supervisor for a few companies, and most of the employees under me were Mexican/Guatemalan/Salvadoran. I got so used to speaking Spanish that one day I went to pick up an order from Tacos Del Rey for my crew, and as I walked out I realized I hadn't spoken a word of English during the whole order. After that, I started working armed security at the El Rancho flea market, and the Spanish came in handy. Then my security partner told me that I spoke it like Peggy Hill on the cartoon King of the Hill, and I got really self-conscious. Since then, I haven't spoken more than a sentence of Spanish, except to speak to my husband about something we don't want the kids to understand. "Quieres helado despues iglesia?" (Want ice cream after church?) But he knows so many languages that he'll start throwing in Portuguese with his Spanish, and it cracks me up. Like I'm one to talk... I only know 1.5 languages.

We didn't get much done so far, due to the weather. I managed to walk down to the food co-op for their seedling sale, expecting to not find anything I needed. I walked away with 6 plants, and Sahara got 4! I got an ananas noir tomato, to round out my rainbow of fruit, two cucumbers I didn't have, a thai and a purple ruffles basil, and some kind of canteloupe-type melon that grows in a long spaghetti-squash shape. It sounded interesting. Then I went home and took a nap... then did the minimal animal upkeep and made a quick cheese recipe that's somewhere between fresh cheddar curds and queso fresco. Anyway, it's mild and crumbly, and would be great on top of a lasagne or enchiladas.

Tomorrow, I hope I have a huge burst of energy!

I want to get in the bean pavilion, and carry a barrel of compost over to Garden #2 so I can start working the soil to plant in a couple of days, get Garden #3 completely planted, and butcher 2 rabbits. My husband wants to take the rabbit meat to his Boy Scout camp on Friday.

Anyone else? Any big weekend plans?