Neverending Limerick

[CheleB]

He's growing the funny tobacco
You know - the one that makes you wacko!

 

[anirishfarmer]

he likes to inhale his toke

cause it ain't no joke living in da wood without some smoke

 

[CheleB]

One day he became really ill
He lay down, he lay very still

 

[anirishfarmer]

while on the ground

he heard the growl of a hound

 

[CheleB]

It was the middle of the night
He got such a fright

 

[anirishfarmer]

he saw a spook

and he nearly did puke

 

[CheleB]

Then appeared the witches
He said 'get out of here you b$&@:es'

 

[anirishfarmer]

they took to their brooms

and flew away with a zoom

 

[CheleB]

And for this old man that was all


There was a fat woman from Nepal

 

[Fierlin1182]

Who could be counted on to start up a brawl.

She never held back at all
Till her opponents did fall