NEW CLUCK TIMES

[GreatBreeder]

TGP start the prep for drilling through the planet. With your expertise find us an area where we will be unseen and undetected by the Russiam crew to comince drilling to begin the colonization.

*starts spazzing out and turns into a tornado and sweeps by the drill and makes everything done*

 

[The Angry Hen]

You saying that is just another thing my analogy was supposed to point out.

Aw, Thank you!

 

[GreatBreeder]

*starts spazzing out and turns into a tornado and sweeps by the drill and makes everything done*

*Presses big red button and the ship that was slowly and gently drifting around the planet suddenly pops out a giant drill and we start plummeting into the planet so fast that the ship is surrounded by fire and flys into the planet*

 

[Top Rooster]

Russian chickens have a base near a native village and they have taken half of the population of that village they are putting them in a shuttle back to earth

 

[GreatBreeder]

OH MA GAWD! *pressed huge red button that says never press under any circumstance and the ship freezes and then starts going back in time slowly and then really fast and then stops outside the planet*

 

[GreatBreeder]

*sips coffee*

 

[The Angry Hen]

They shuttle flies back through the atmosphere and lands right in Maine... Wait... Maine? (lol) it lands in the kennebec river and make a giant splash that dries the river out!

 

[GreatBreeder]

*small Russian ship arrives*

 

[GreatBreeder]

PFFT THIS IS ALL THEY GOT! *Looks at tjny native village* Now I get their reasoning.

 

[The Angry Hen]

*The biggest rooster in the world walked out of the Russian ship*