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AN ODE TO MY MISSING MOUSTACHE
By Gabriel Mendoza
I shaved my moustache as you can see
The refection in the mirror is a baby face-me
Not proud of this moment
I’m in facial hair torment
As my wife shouted out a loud Hee! Hee!
Why did I do this to my manly flair?
My dapper part, my facial hair
My face is a mess
With moustache distress
That looks like I was a victim of Nair
So now I walk with a chilled upper lip
I have no moustache, none, gone and zip
It wasn’t so bad
The look that I had
I’m out of my mind, I knew it doth flip
So here I sit on this chair
Telling my tale, my story of no hair
Woe is me
It cannot be
My heart is breaking, this I cannot bear
So come here and see this abominable beast
And cheer and shout and have a laughing feast
I’ll sit here and ponder
Of moustache of yonder
And think of it no more, tis deceased