Does anyone remember something called "Tofurkey?" It was a tofu-based "turkey product," marketed around Thanksgiving, to vegetarians and vegans. It seems someone had the bright idea that "they were missing out on part of the Thanksgiving tradition of eating turkey."
I worked with a young man whose parents were vegetarian for a few years, and subjected him to a Holiday Tofurkey. He told me, "It was tofu. Call it tofu. I even like tofu. It bore no resemblance to a turkey, other than its processed shape."
Like the blueberry "yogurt" I bought by mistake. It contained Milk, sugar, blueberries, conditioners/emulsifiers/natural and artificial flavors, and gelatin. No active cultures. Nothing that had taken the milk and made it into yogurt.
Don't get me started on honey. One of the most faked foods out there.
I think words should mean something too.