Newbie meat chicken person

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Ummmm, this would work only in the cartoons. In real life, the results could only be MORE hilarious.

Here's a lesson I learned the hard way this weekend. If you get a bird that had a little poo left in him, you may be tempted, if you're a sicko like us, to give him a "colonic" with the spray gun hose nozzle to clean him out. Don't do it though. As you do this, you'll definitely be in awe as he fills up with water. But, it's like putting an M80 up their butt when you open them up. On the upside, I finally got to see what a ruptured gall bladder looks like!
 

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