Next sentance please (a story building game)

[enjoyin' my chickens]

When Dan woke from his nap, all was well in the land of reality but he still had to feed the chickens, goats, horses, geese, cows, and pigs.

 

[Marty1876]

So, being a considerate owner, Dan dutifully carried out his work: except that one terrible terrible chore....

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

Playing with the pigs in there pen which required rolling in the mud with them for fifteen minutes.

 

[Marty1876]

Dan wondered why he was still wrestling with pigs: He always got dirty, and they had a good time!

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

So he decided to sell the pigs to good homes on craigslist.

 

[OwlLover]

But no one bought them.

 

[Marty1876]

After the pigs were sold, Dan wondered what he should do with himself and all his money now.

 

[enjoyin' my chickens]

He started to miss the pigs so he went out and bought ... 300 more chickens. (chicken math= -pigs + lots of chickens)

 

[Marty1876]

He figured, how could he go wrong with 300 mini bantums, all males??

 

[OwlLover]

But the roosters fought a great war.