Nifty's Guessing Game 🏆 Winner announced

[Nifty-Chicken]

I do sincerely believe that

I know, right!?!?!

Sometimes I'm just walking down the street and I say to myself:

"Self, you're SOOOO much more humble than all these lessor beings!"

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

 

[BantyChooks]

I know, right!?!?!

Sometimes I'm just walking down the street and I say to myself:

"Self, you're SOOOO much more humble than all these lessor beings!"

That's the true benchmark of humility.

 

[Tesumph]

I know, right!?!?!

Sometimes I'm just walking down the street and I say to myself:

"Self, you're SOOOO much more humble than all these lessor beings!"

"Now Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on the face of the earth."
-Moses

 

[BantyChooks]

"Now Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on the face of the earth."
-Moses

I think I'm going to pull a muscle from laughing so hard.

 

[muddy75]

keep posting !! only not too fast, as i have a contest to win here

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

So, is it appropriate to take bribes on a specific date / time to target, or no?

(asking for a friend)

 

[MarkJr]

Also asking for a friend...... what adult beverages might you enjoy????

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Hmm. It’s 11:15 at night ( note: that was the time I started writing this post. It is now 11:24, and I probably won’t post it for another half hour), I just ate an entire pint of ice cream, and my thawing brain has decided guessing stuff is my new hobby.

* tries to remember how to write dates*
* can’t remember how to write dates*
* googles how to write dates*
Okay. So google says you are supposed to write them like this: MM, DD, YYYY.
01/15/2021 is my guess.

My reasoning:
1. @Nifty-Chicken doesn’t post a lot. Not that that is bad, he does run like 1,000,000 websites AND have a family, he has his work cut out for him. everyone else that doesn’t post AT LEAST 1,000 posts a day needs to get their act together. Like seriously, what could be your excuse?
2. I like that day. Don’t know why, but I do. I think something really serious and bad happened that day a few years ago, but for the life of me I can’t put my finger on it. And, that was the day my last GF and I broke up this year. Not trying to tell you all my life story here, but it is a reason that date popped into skull. Anddddd, sometimes we get snow on that day, which I ADORE. It looks so pretty on my dead grass, .




( side note: I advise @Kiki to seek medical attention for her excessive peeing all the time. you aren’t supposed to pee every time you go hahahhah, unless you haven’t gone to the restroom in quite a while. and you aren’t supposed to tell the world your pants are now soaked in urine either, it’s private information only you and the now shocked other person/people/reflection in your house should know. IM SERIOUS12!1!2)11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE!!!!!! YOU ARE A BIG KID NOW!2!!1!1!2!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!! A BIG KID! *takes breath* a BIG KID NOW1!!1!1!4!2!!2!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!2!1!2!2!!)


shrine that now that I think about it doesn’t really look all that shrine-y:
._~\ the chicken that is rather nifty /~_.
️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️


p.s. nifty, I have a large supply of REAL* money bags with lots of money and such that need a good home. and they also have, uh, chickens in them. yeah, they are money bags with lots of money and chickens and, what’s that? a FREE helicopter That is also in the bag? This is crazy. And they all need a good home that isn’t here. I’m raising a HELICOPTER on my own. He is up for adoption which Is why I am giving him away with my money bags that I could use to pay for his college tuition, but it’s all yours!!!**


*they aren’t real, in this universe anyways.
** terms and conditions apply. see dealer for details. may not be available in CALIFORNIA, and oh whoops sorry the world is ending and it’s all gone :/

 

[electrycmonk]

So, is it appropriate to take bribes on a specific date / time to target, or no?

(asking for a friend)

What was that movie quote???? "He who owns the (sport, team, building, game, website, forum, island), makes the rules?"