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As an EMT I will tell you if they see random fluid coming from your chest they are going to be quiet concerned. Then you will try to explain to them that your eggs broke and they will assume that your mental status is altered. So before you know it they have a helicopter on the way to pick you up and they start traumatic C-spine procedures and then they cut your cloths off. Please please please!! Find a way if that happens to get a picture of there faces when they find out you were telling the truth! It would be priceless! Those poor EMTs will never be the same!
But really be safe. And just don't wreck and we won't have to worry about it.;-)
 
As an EMT I will tell you if they see random fluid coming from your chest they are going to be quiet concerned. Then you will try to explain to them that your eggs broke and they will assume that your mental status is altered. So before you know it they have a helicopter on the way to pick you up and they start traumatic C-spine procedures and then they cut your cloths off. Please please please!! Find a way if that happens to get a picture of there faces when they find out you were telling the truth! It would be priceless! Those poor EMTs will never be the same!
But really be safe. And just don't wreck and we won't have to worry about it.;-)


Some what altered... You give me way too much credit... Lol :)

Always safe :)

I think their look would be priceless...but Mine would be too
 
You know that never came to mind but an interesting thought
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It's the new craze - booby hatching! People everywhere are going to try it (except me, I just don't have the patience).

I'm subscribing!
 
Sounds like fun. Apparently Cleopatra did this too! As for hatching, why not put your two eggs under Buckbeak on day 20, and take her egg and continue with it in your bra and see if you can hatch it?
 
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It's the new craze - booby hatching! People everywhere are going to try it (except me, I just don't have the patience).

I'm subscribing!

Everyone's doing it?....I can imagine the infomercials now...


..."Your best friends doing it, your moms doing it, your grandmas doing it, your receptionists doing it... And now your cat can do it...even your dog can do it ..... Buy your first set of eggs and we'll send you your second set free, we'll even include this super high tech revolutionary second set of boobs (hair optional), for when yours are just too warn out... We won't just stop there, we'll include your first set of hands made especially for egg turning..." and that's as far as I will run with this...lol
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I wonder how many marriages will be destroyed because of the booby hatchery infomercial?
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Sounds like fun. Apparently Cleopatra did this too! As for hatching, why not put your two eggs under Buckbeak on day 20, and take her egg and continue with it in your bra and see if you can hatch it?

I knew there was a reason why this felt so right.
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just kidding

Yes, I have thought about trading with her when they are ready and I think we could do that, but I am worried about whether she would sit on the one I took away when its ready to hatch, and if she does sit on it, will she continue to take care of the babies?
 

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