Non sequitur haikus

[TheAlrightyGina]

Oh @electrycmonk
There's proof clear of what you say
The possessive? 'Its'

 

[electrycmonk]

Lifetime warranty,
Brakes choose to wear out, "timely?"
Wind-chill 12°

 

[MROO]

That's not a haiku!
Second line, eight syllables
Should just be seven.

It's FREEFORM Haiku!

 

[MROO]

I would do it too
If I didn't use fingers
To be sure of count

Perhaps that is why
I prefer flip-flops all year.
I can count higher!

 

[MROO]

Lifetime warranty,
Brakes choose to wear out, "timely?"
Wind-chill 12°

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Flat tire here tonight!
Six inches of snow on ground.
No space in garage.

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

I've no car troubles
Just some cold extremities
'cause my socks got holes

 

[SueT]

When a toe is stubbed
And at first there’s no pain, then
in a second, OWWWW!

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

I'm not that classy.
If I stub one of my toes
My curse? Rhymes with duck.

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

Meowtahari, Cat
Fuzzy and capricious she
Warms lap, attacks hand.

 

[electrycmonk]

Humility stalls
Narcissism in it's tracks;
Healing takes much more.